May 22 2007

New Digs!

Published by Ree at 5:01 pm under Rampant Sexism

So, moved into my new (with a freakin’ window…..woo hoo! on the first floor! gimme another one!) office today. The same day the grounds crews are doing maintenance. Do I get Juan “the pool boy” cutting grass? Do I get a Matthew McConoughy look-alike doing the edging?

Nooooo, of course not. I get Joe-Bob, the beer-bellied, plumber-panted, cigar-smoker weeding the dying perennials outside my window. I know you all are just screaming with jealousy.

—- Seriously y’all, what did I do to deserve such good fortune? —-

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