…because even I can’t bring myself to use the word shit in a title, for crying out loud.

As I wander through blogland, I find stuff that I find hilarious - especially in the archives. I have laughed my ass off at some of the things on Crystal’s site. Amalah is another gem.

Sometimes I even comment on the things I read on other people’s blogs. I do!

By the way - no one comments on my stuff, but hey, I’m not bitter. Really, I’m not. Honest. Just because no one has seen fit to comment on a single post….(sigh.)

Can’t I just get a little comment???? You can even tell me my site is useless. I’m okay with that. Well - not really, but hey - I can live with it. There’s a lot of things I’m not okay with, but I’m learning to live with….like Bush being President for another:

I do find some fun little gadgets.

Badger posted about this: What 2004 Hit Song Are You? I tried it. It ends up that I’m:

Milkshake by Kelis

“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they’re like, it’s better than yours Damn right it’s better than yours I could teach you But I have to charge” You can work it! And you started a new trend or two in 2004!

This is SO me.

Ambulance Driver had this one:

Oh, and today, this guy came into the office wearing shorts. He no longer works here, but had to come turn in some company-owned stuff. He’s a truly pompous ass. I had to go to the little girls’ room while he was here, and I walked the extra long way around because I SO did not want to have to talk to him. Unfortunately, he caught me. And proceeded to tell me how cool he thought it was To. Wear. Shorts. To. The. Office. (Excuse me while I puke in my mouth remembering it).

I have a very close friend from college that I talk to less than once a year, who sees fit to write to me even though I haven’t managed to answer - like - her last 3 letters (I’m so pitiful, I even pointed her to this blog and asked her to have this hold her over until I can pick up a freakin’ pen). Hi Kijiwoo! I promise - I’ll write soon. Truly. Geez, I am so sad.

I harvested my first radishes yesterday. I think I didn’t thin them enough, so I’m not going to get as many as I originally hoped for, but they were yummy.

It’s been sooo windy here the past two days. There was a wind advisory in the Windy City yesterday. Lots of people thought they were going to be stranded at the office….I was glad I wasn’t there. Of course, my fellow executives (gentlemen they are NOT) told me how they walked around town at lunchtime to see how many thongs they could count. I’ve been there when they do this, and I can tell you - in Chicago - it’s not always a pretty picture. This is the midwest. There are some big ladies out there wearing thongs.

—- Did I also mention that they walk around singing “It’s the most wonderful time of the year”? In the summer? —-