So, around the end of each season, I go on over to the Vicky’s Slutwear website and surf their clearance pages. I usually fill up my shopping bag, see the total, and then shut down the browser without going any further. Today, though, I weakened -$200 and I hit the “Purchase” button. But! 2 pairs of pants! 5 tops! My very favorite bra - in bright yellow!

I have completely lost my mind.

I’m taking next week off for ‘vacation’. We’re not going anywhere (yea, purchasing a car, a truck, and $200 worth of clearance merchandise in a week….like we can afford a fucking real vacation), but I obviously need a mental break from this craziness.

Evidence? A bright yellow bra.

—- I don’t think there’s much more to say. —-