Aug 03 2007

Clearance Prices? Ha!

Published by Ree at 4:03 pm under Real Life, The Job

So, around the end of each season, I go on over to the Vicky’s Slutwear website and surf their clearance pages. I usually fill up my shopping bag, see the total, and then shut down the browser without going any further. Today, though, I weakened -$200 and I hit the “Purchase” button. But! 2 pairs of pants! 5 tops! My very favorite bra - in bright yellow!

I have completely lost my mind.

I’m taking next week off for ‘vacation’. We’re not going anywhere (yea, purchasing a car, a truck, and $200 worth of clearance merchandise in a week….like we can afford a fucking real vacation), but I obviously need a mental break from this craziness.

Evidence? A bright yellow bra.

—- I don’t think there’s much more to say. —-

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7 Responses to “Clearance Prices? Ha!”

  1. # Suzetteon 03 Aug 2007 at 4:57 pm

    There should be some kind of webpage function that puts a 24 hour lock-down on making that “Check-Out” button go into effect.

    I bought 3 purses this week - business purses - and I don’t regret them but I do believe that internet businesses count on shoppers losing their minds as documented here.

  2. # The Mouseon 03 Aug 2007 at 5:58 pm

    Ugh! I know what you mean about that evil website’s clearance sale (‘Shope here and we swear we’ll make you look like Giselle!’)

    I stopped at $180. 3 bras with matching panties.

    Sad.

  3. # Sarah, Goon Squad Sarahon 03 Aug 2007 at 6:16 pm

    I guess it could be considered practical if you have a bright yellow shirt.

  4. # The Hotfessionalon 03 Aug 2007 at 6:19 pm

    Sarah, I own bright yellow NOTHING. I am a fairly light complexioned (? word ?), green-eyed, gray-haired, half-Lebanese, half-Polish 45-year-old.

    Hm. Think it’s Menopause mania?

    Thanks for stopping in!

  5. # my minivan is faster than yourson 03 Aug 2007 at 9:13 pm

    If you were 25 instead of 25 you could probably just wear the bright yellow bra as your shirt!

  6. # Sueon 04 Aug 2007 at 5:28 am

    You have been BUSY! I do that all the time - the fill up the shopping bag thing, and then I just click away from the page at the last minute, too chicken to go through with it. Enjoy the bra, hee hee

  7. # Sueon 04 Aug 2007 at 5:31 am

    Oh my gosh! I was gone for a week and I missed, like, a HUNDRED posts!!! Love it!

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