Cupcake - I had a feeling you could relate. Anyone who is married to “The Pro” has to live this. And the sad thing is that when he read this? He actually said “Next time I’ll play the whole game left handed. I can switch hit a baseball, it might be fun to try”. That’s when the 3-inch stilleto whizzed by his head. Gotta love ‘em.

The Pro and I compete against each other too, which is a big fat farce because he really is an Athlete and I’m a Dork. I can handle his instruction on the golf course and in the batting cages, but the ONE time we played tennis together, I nearly drove off and left his ass on the courts. Yes, he’s a far better player than I, but for the love of Oprah - does he need to make like Jimmy Connors and coach me??? That would be no.

And, um, I, too, was on an intramural volleyball team for my freshman dorm in college. I like to say I was a starter. But I wasn’t.