Sep 20 2007

The Hot 100

Published by Ree at 1:44 pm under Real Life, The Blog Itself

Oh Mah Gawd y’all. One-Hundred freakin’ posts. Is this an auspicious occasion or what?

I’ll tell you, putting together this list hurt my head. (So, okay, maybe the damn vodka/lemonades and kamikaze shots had something to do with it, too….)

Anyway - here you go. Everything you wanted to know about the Hotfessional and were afraid to ask.

100 Things About Me
  1. I have green eyes and gray hair
  2. I had a pet skunk named Blossom
  3. Until she bit me when I tried to put a collar on her.
  4. I taught horseback riding for two summers.
  5. I had a Quarterhorse/Arabian buckskin mare.
  6. I sold her to buy my first car.
  7. My first car was a 1974 Mustang
  8. It had a silver vinyl interior
  9. I went to 3 different universities
  10. I graduated from 2
  11. All three universities had green and white as their colors
  12. I have a lot of green and white sweatshirts
  13. My favorite food is gnocchi
  14. I don’t eat red meat
  15. Grilled salmon is my favorite fish
  16. I have birthmark shaped like New Jersey
  17. On my back
  18. My favorite TV shows are Entourage and Dream Team
  19. My favorite movie is The Wizard of Oz
  20. I must have coffee every day
  21. Black. No sugar.
  22. I could easily sleep 12 hours/day
  23. I have inhaled
  24. I’d rather have champagne than beer
  25. I’d rather drink vodka than rum
  26. I’m a Taurus – and every bit as stubborn as a bull
  27. I am the oldest of three children
  28. I have 1 brother and 1 sister
  29. I have Platinum frequent flyer status on American Airlines
  30. I have Silver status on Northwest
  31. I was conceived in (on?) Top Sail Island, NC
  32. I have 1 child of my own and 2 step kids
  33. I loved being pregnant
  34. I hated giving birth
  35. I am very clumsy and break things easily
  36. Except I’ve never broken a bone
  37. I love rings and earrings
  38. I do not wear necklaces or bracelets
  39. I had 20 pet rats at one time
  40. I grew up with a 120 lb Great Dane
  41. My High School aptitude test recommended FBI Agent as a career
  42. My Dad was a cop for 32 years
  43. Fireballs and Smarties are my favorite candy
  44. Milky Way (preferably dark chocolate) NOT Snickers
  45. I will not drink milk
  46. I was once in a fashion show and did not fall down while walking!
  47. I consider this a major accomplishment
  48. I was diagnosed with alopecia areata in 1997
  49. It makes trying new hairstyles very interesting.
  50. My anniversary is September 28
  51. My birthday is May 6
  52. I love tuna salad, egg salad and chicken salad
  53. I hate mayonnaise and salad dressing
  54. My mom and I have the same middle name.
  55. I love to fly
  56. I have been skydiving.
  57. My sense of direction sucks.
  58. I am an excellent map reader.
  59. I am 5′9″ tall
  60. I wear heels 95% of the time
  61. Which makes me 6′ tall
  62. I have travelled to India
  63. I have travelled to Holland
  64. I have never been to Texas, Arizona, New Mexico or Colorado
  65. My high school football team won 4 games in the 4 years I attended.
  66. In 2005 they came in 2nd in the State Finals.
  67. I try not to take that personally
  68. I have visited 19 states
  69. I live 25 miles from where I was born
  70. I won the spelling bee in 4th grade
  71. My prize was a Parker pen
  72. My brother once shoved me through a window
  73. It was at my grandmother’s house
  74. My grandmother raised me for the first 6 months of my life
  75. My first brand-new car was a Chrysler LeBaron
  76. It was bright red
  77. And had a standard transmission
  78. I hate talking on the phone
  79. I like to write letters
  80. I don’t write to my friends often enough
  81. Breyer’s Natural Vanilla is my favorite ice cream
  82. Hot fudge, not caramel or fruit
  83. I don’t like cake
  84. I have banana pudding for my birthday
  85. I would love to be a professional student
  86. I’ve read every Stephen King book written
  87. Including those by Richard Bachman
  88. I am Lebanese, Polish, and Slovak
  89. I am married to a German/English/Irish/American Indian
  90. I want to live in Europe
  91. I am a 34C
  92. I have sunbathed topless
  93. I got a really bad sunburn
  94. My first pet was a Siamese Cat
  95. I got him when I was 12 for my birthday
  96. My first boyfriend’s name was Michael
  97. Our first date was a football game
  98. I lost my virginity when I was 16
  99. I’m not a fan of diamonds
  100. My favorite gem is garnet

You guys? That was hard to do.

Here’s to the next 100 posts. Thanks for coming along with me.

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17 Responses to “The Hot 100”

  1. Sueon 20 Sep 2007 at 2:28 pm

    Congratulations on 100 posts! That was very interesting. 20 rats? I’m going to have nightmares now…

  2. Anonymouson 20 Sep 2007 at 2:29 pm

    nice list!

    Here’s some of mine (not 100th, anyway)

    1. I’m male
    2. I’m italian and single
    3. but not forever (I hope)
    4. I like pizza and marshmallows
    5. but not together
    6. I went to Riga, Barcelona,
    7. Vienna, Berlin, Dublin,
    8. and other
    9. I’ll hope to go to Saint Petersburg
    10. before the winter

    Thank you to shared us part of your life.
    Bye.

  3. Lelaon 20 Sep 2007 at 4:15 pm

    That was the best “100 things about me” I have ever read! Go have an aspirin, lol.

  4. Lyson 20 Sep 2007 at 5:44 pm

    CONGRATS on the 100 posts! And the 100 things.. VERY interesting :)

  5. The Mouseon 20 Sep 2007 at 6:23 pm

    Congrats on your 100 posts, Agent Hotfessional. :) What an excellent list!

  6. Kristabellaon 20 Sep 2007 at 8:29 pm

    Thanks for sharing!

    I have this on my To Do list for my blog. I’m Ok up until 20. And then it’s like a stream of consciousness. Or like I’m having a conversation with myself.

  7. The Hotfessionalon 20 Sep 2007 at 8:40 pm

    Sue - Never, never trust a bigbox petshop employee when they say they can sex rats. I, however, can now claim “expert” status. :-)

    Lela - Thanks so much! And thanks for stopping by.

    Lys and Mouse - snirk. Like how I hid a couple in there? Ack. Hope my mother doesn’t stop by any time soon!

    Kristabella - I had to keep stopping, going “delete, delete, delete, delete, delete”, and starting over. It took me two weeks to finish!

  8. imhelendton 20 Sep 2007 at 8:53 pm

    Ok, I realize that must have been very hard to do, but I feel like you might have used one thing and divided it up into two or three or four things. :D In which case, you’re short a few and I require more. ;D Like, you totally got four out of that whole university thing.

    ;) LMAO at my hilarity. However, I am married to an engineer. This is what they do. They’re all picky and technical. It tends to rub off off on one… ;D

  9. The Hotfessionalon 20 Sep 2007 at 9:00 pm

    Helen, I so could’ve used that.
    “101. I was married to an engineer once. (yep, honest)”
    “102. I had to kill him.” [KIDDING!!!!]

    But, remember, I could have also split up the 19 states I’ve visited into 19 separate entries!

  10. my minivan is faster than yourson 20 Sep 2007 at 9:13 pm

    Give me a call when you finally make it out to AZ! Happy 100 posts!

  11. Amandaon 20 Sep 2007 at 9:21 pm

    Damn, that was awesome.

  12. The Hotfessionalon 20 Sep 2007 at 9:24 pm

    Mini - I SO am going to do just that.

    Amanda - thanks!!!! And, by the way, I think your news is pretty awesomely terrific too.

  13. Suzetteon 20 Sep 2007 at 10:47 pm

    I once tried that “100 Things” list, but I had to rename it 32 Things. I bet you do all of your ironing at once, too, don’t you?

  14. Jenniferon 20 Sep 2007 at 11:35 pm

    We have several similarities:

    My birthday is 5/2 and my anniversary 9/7 — the same months.

    I have green eyes, which is apparently the rarest color.

    I can’t stand mayo but I love egg salad.

    Thanks for sharing.

  15. MadMadon 21 Sep 2007 at 2:00 am

    Congrats on the 100! I love gnocchi, too!

  16. The Hotfessionalon 21 Sep 2007 at 1:10 pm

    Suzette - Ironing? What the hell is ironing? Excuse me while I google it. [snort]

    Jennifer - ooooh. a new sister! (my IRL sister doesn’t look a thing like me - we have nothing in common)

    MadMad - Guess what I had for dinner in Chicago last night!?!

  17. imhelendton 21 Sep 2007 at 7:18 pm

    Hot- CHEATING! 19 CHEATS! ;D

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