Okay, I wasn’t going to post today, y’know, after 30-freakin’-days-in-a-row of NaBloPoMo. Thank the sweet Gawd that it wasn’t a 31-month day.

But, I’m posting after taking a sip of my third vodka/limeade. (not durnk, drunk but feeling just fine. Okay, maybe well on my way to kind-of-drunk. Or more than slightly drunk.)

The girl cat is laying on my left leg. Poopy-the-Puppy is giving me the evil eye because he is jea-fucking-lous of the cats. But they lurv him. So he’s torn. Because they both think he’s the cat’s meow. Snirk. Sorry. That was way too bad. But they do. And he is.

I am sitting on my couch enjoying my wifeless wireless. (hee. That was an honest typo. Really. Caught it on a re-read.)

And Missouri is losing to Oklahoma 7-6 - Gawd. When is college football going to be finished? The Big-10 was done two weeks ago. Why are the rest stil playing?

Did I mention that Shortman is taking a web authoring class this semester? And that I used to do that for a living (back in the olden days of pure html and an occasional piece of .asp or javascript?) So, I thought this would be an easy class. (Because I actually, at one time, made money doing this). I could help him. I was fucking wrong. I never used framesets (bad style when I started) or cascading style sheets (before my time). Today, I spent 3 damn-it-to-hell-HOURS trying to debug cascading style sheets for a project. This is wrong. In so many ways.

[Damn. Oklahoma just scored. Mr. Hot is commenting on the "corn-fed Oklahoma girls". I think he's lusting after them, The-Other-Ree. Now he's switched to the West Virginia MountainQueers game. And they're losing! Yes!!!!! Sorry for my non-US-college-football-fan readers....but for WVU to lose? is orgasmic. Take my word for it. Even though 20 is part of the color guard. Sworn-mortal-freakin'-enemy. I Am Marshall. Lets.Go.Pitt!]

Anyway. I’m way too amped from debugging 11th grade homework to go to sleep. So, y’all get me - drunk blogging. Sorry.

Mr. Hot and I are sitting on opposite sides of the couch (It’s in the favorite things post…it’s like 25-feet of separation) - each with a laptop and Shortman is upstairs on the desktop - playing WoW. Can you have an entire family of nerds? We actually have 2 laptops and 3 desktops. I need to get two of the desktops hooked up for wireless. We’re a sad bunch. Go ahead. I know you’re thinking it.

Mr. Hot is lusting after the Comcast spokeswoman. (That’s just an aside.) He does. I let him. (Meaning I don’t throw something at him.)

Okay, I’m going back to reading my bloglines. I’ll try to be at least more coherent tomorrow. I may tell you about “The King”. Who shares my mom and dad. Who is two years younger than me. Who is (gulp) my brother. Did I mention he’s two years younger? But is male? And thinks that Male=Superior? Dudes, I’m serious. He’s from the Dark Ages. Yea, I need to NOT be durnk drunk when I write that post.

—- Yea, my family. That I didn’t marry or give birth to. That’s a story. Stay tuned. It’s all about weirdness. —-

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