Jan 15 2008

Arrived

Published by Ree at 5:13 pm under Travel

And Bossy was right. I set myself up. But only by an hour. Once we got on the plane, and the ground crew decided to hurry us out to get de-iced (a 20 minute procedure all by itself), a “light” came on in the cockpit. This is what happens when Hotfessional gets cocky about her ass, a plane, and leaving.on.time.

I think the pilot’s exact words were, “Uh, ladies and gentlemen, we were just finishing our status check when a light started flashing in here, so we’ve called for maintenance to come out and see what it is.” There may or may not have been a murmured, “Oh Shit!” in the background.

At that point, I tried to sleep. I’ve been on planes waiting for maintenance before. Once, 3 hours after maintenance got there, they decided that the replacement part was fucked up too, so “Let’s go find another plane!”.

Surprisingly, about 30 minutes after our scheduled departure (they really need to come up with another phrase for that, because, y’know, there’s nothing departure about that schedule), we were headed out for de-icing.

Off the plane, onto the train from O’Horror into the city, a 10 block walk to the office, and ta-da! I’m here.

I’m having dinner with all of my boyfriends tonight (re: the other managers), where I’m sure there will be much drinking and bullshitting. I’ll take notes. I’m sure they’ll provide some interesting tidbits.

—- In the meantime, I’m off to a meeting with someone that I’ve really, truly disliked (abhorred, hated, detested, despised) for about 11 years. I know you wish you were me. —-

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22 Responses to “Arrived”

  1. Kristabellaon 15 Jan 2008 at 6:08 pm

    Glad you made it safe!

    Let me know if you have any free time to meet for drinks!

    Have fun with your boyfriends!

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  2. Dawnon 15 Jan 2008 at 6:28 pm

    you had me at flying and O’Horror.

    gawd.

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  3. suburbancorrespondenton 15 Jan 2008 at 6:40 pm

    Disliked, hopefully, does not read your blog.

  4. Soniaon 15 Jan 2008 at 7:19 pm

    I think we need to have a “worst air travel story” contest. Mine have been few but they heaped lots of stuff in one travel itinerary to make up for smooth travels from other times.

    Yeah, awesome.

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  5. Laurelon 15 Jan 2008 at 8:11 pm

    I’m with Sonia! A Worst Air Travel Story Contest would be blog fodder for weeks!

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  6. Solomon Broadon 15 Jan 2008 at 8:37 pm

    Hope you have fun at the meeting. Sounds like the chances of that are slim to the point of Posh Spice though…

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  7. Fannie Maeon 15 Jan 2008 at 8:54 pm

    You’re downtown? One word MIDWAY!! I’m just sayin’

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  8. Heidion 15 Jan 2008 at 9:14 pm

    Can’t wait to hear who this person is… are you telling?

    Good job getting out ‘only’ an hour late. These days, that counts as ‘on time’.

    Heidi

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  9. Marianneon 15 Jan 2008 at 10:12 pm

    I would so love to come out for a while too … but am cold and anti-social right now. Maybe one of the kerpillion times you visit in the spring?

    Marianne’s last blog post..Crime Scene

  10. Shellyon 15 Jan 2008 at 10:14 pm

    God, business travel - there is just about nothing I hate worse!

    I am so glad I don’t have to do that very often anymore. But I did get very proficient at packing a lot of stuff into a small amount of luggage. And I lived very, very close to the airport. : )

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  11. witchypooon 15 Jan 2008 at 10:28 pm

    Glad you made it. How the heck do you catch up on that kind of sleep?
    I couldn’t sleep on a plane with all those strangers around me. And I don’t care if they heard me snoring. Its just…strangers.

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  12. Veronicaon 15 Jan 2008 at 11:06 pm

    Ah but it all makes good blog material in the end.

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  13. Jen on the Edgeon 16 Jan 2008 at 1:35 am

    Meeting? With someone you loathe? Details, please!

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  14. Vanessaon 16 Jan 2008 at 2:49 am

    Can’t wait for the details in the next post!

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  15. zoeon 16 Jan 2008 at 2:54 am

    glad you made it safe and sound. someone you have hated for 11 years…can’t wait to here how that meeting went.

    zoe’s last blog post..Unfit for human habitation

  16. RCon 16 Jan 2008 at 5:35 am

    It sounds like you have all the fun… ;-)
    RC’s last blog post..Out of the frying pan and into the fire

  17. Kelleyon 16 Jan 2008 at 11:08 am

    That’s because you were on the wrong plane. The one you wanted went to sunny Aus-tra-leeeee-ah!

    Sheesh woman.

    Kelley’s last blog post..Something to ponder….

  18. Mary Aliceon 16 Jan 2008 at 12:40 pm

    I love the term O’Horror. It truly is. I have never had more horrifying flight experiences then when passing through O’Hare.

    Mary Alice’s last blog post..The Art of Illusion

  19. Melissaon 16 Jan 2008 at 2:39 pm

    I hope the dinner was better than the meeting. And that you had a good nap on the plane while waiting to depart. Aren’t airlines just the best? That’s our government subsidy dollars hard at work…

    Melissa’s last blog post..Great Expectations

  20. Gypsyon 16 Jan 2008 at 3:22 pm

    See I would have got off the plane the minute I heard the word “Maintenance”. No way would I fly on a plane that might still be defective cos I’m a chicken.

    Gypsy’s last blog post..Chipmunks, neurotic dogs & retail therapy

  21. Lyvvieon 17 Jan 2008 at 4:36 pm

    Two Stormy Nights in the back please - we have bitches to diss!! Actually…Make it four!!

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  22. Lyvvieon 17 Jan 2008 at 4:37 pm

    HEY! how did you get the comments to list what everyone’s last post was on their blog? That’s an awesome tool!! So friendly!

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