Mar 06 2008
Coffee Snortin’
The results are in.
What should the next HotLight be?
- Make Me Snort Coffee Through My Nose Sites (85%, 22 Votes)
- Cooking and Recipe Sites (15%, 4 Votes)
- Animal Sites (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 26
Loading …This month’s Hotlight will be “Sites That Make You Snort Coffee Through Your Nose”. Y’know, like Magneto Bold Too - I don’t dare read her posts unless my office door is closed (and no, not because she actually says fuck more than I do) - because I can’t keep my Hotfessional status when someone sees snotty coffee spewing everywhere.
So, get them to me no later than….. say…… the 26th of March. That’s three weeks from yesterday. Gives y’all plenty of time! (And I’ll send out reminders because this is one long ass month!)
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I’m taking two vacation days (Friday and Monday) and giving myself a four-day weekend. Yay me! 20 and 24 are coming to visit us. 24 is bringing some stuff up with him; we’ve rearranged the basement - his living space come May. Now, what do you supposed we’re getting this weekend? Can you guess?
Snow! No really! And, according to this story, “If that happens, Ann Arbor will break the record for snowfall in a single season.” Single-fuckin’-season. And y’all thought I was just kidding about this before. So far. Seventy-damn-six point nine-killme inches. Have I mentioned that I hate winter with a passion? I was made to live barefoot and in shorts and a t-shirt.
So, tomorrow, before the skies open up and the troops arrive and all hell breaks loose in the Hotfessional household, Mr. Hot and I are going to go shopping and stock up on vodka. And limeade.
Enter the ICHC online Poker Cats Contest!
—- Srsly! And don’t forget coffee snortin. —-
HOT LOVE
I love the lolcat. And I’m jealous of the fact you have snow. I didn’t get any pics so far this year of it, and I think we’re heading into the warm season.
Solomon Broad’s last blog post..Things I’m Grateful For on Thursday 6 March
Yep, we are headin’ for some more snow neighbor. Other than freezing my butt off, it never stops me. I will be out and about =)
Yep, we are headin’ for some more snow neighbor. Other than freezing my butt off, it never stops me. I will be out and about in it.
Nancy’s last blog post..Born in the “D” the 313
I swear the secret to getting out in the snow is ugly boots.
Warm and waterproof boots are always ugly, but usually comfy, and you can change them once you get to a place that you need to be more presentable.
witchypoo’s last blog post..A Visual Comment
You need to check out Stuff White People like: http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/
If you don’t snort, then you’re not alive.
Jen on the Edge’s last blog post..Moving
I was online today and saw that the NORMAL temp this time of year is 45! FORTY FIVE! I would KILL SOMEONE for a 45 degree day. And not windchills in the teens.
Kristabella’s last blog post..DINAO Round 5 - The TV Personality Edition
I’m tellin’ ya - you can relocate to Florida! Warm weather, shorts year round (mostly) and lots of alcohol.
Lovin’ the new banner! Blogging *is* the new bitchin’…
Lys’s last blog post..Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner…
So I’m thinking my oldest, who’s never lived farther north than Nashville, maybe ought to think hard before he applies to Michigan?
Betsy Bird’s last blog post..Can We Talk?
Enjoy those extra days off - Hurry up and shop and get the hell home to watch the snow from inside!!!
wbppsh7’s last blog post..Before/After
Oh…I wish for snow. We had snow here before everyone blew their crap in the air and heated it up…(oh, wait, there is no global warming.) . I did some historical research on our city, and the pictures prove the point: my neighborhood was buried in snow in Feb and March until around 1967…and a couple more times in the 70’s. It snowed once for me in 1997. I am sure all the snow covered ones out there want to slap me with a snowball right now?? I will be planting tomatoes this weekend……
Love the cat! Have a great long weekend……
Goddess in the Groove’s last blog post..Is he buried in the backyard?
We got practically no snow this winter. Wanna share?
Although snow in NYC is, like, a disaster. Whereas I imagine Michigan is more like Minnesota in its snow-removal efficiency.
Laurel’s last blog post..Hair!
When you asked us to guess what you were “getting” this weekend, my first response was “laid.” But now I see it’s vodka.
Candy’s last blog post..Fresh Out of Funny
You’re probably already reading him, but
http://midgetmanofsteel.blogspot.com/
is laugh out loud funny.
Candy’s last blog post..Fresh Out of Funny
Sending you some baby wipes and a bib. Don’t come crying to me to pay your drycleaning bill!
Lovin’ the lion. That is so funny/cute/adorable…..
WHat the hell????? My mojo is seriously off today.
Lets just say I commented. I love ya. The End.
OK?
Kelley’s last blog post..She is in a coma….
Wanna swap Hot? We are having a record breaking heat wave for March and it will be going for at least another week yet. There is practically nothing left alive outside, it looks like the end of the world…..dead, dead, dead, everywhere.
At least snow is pretty…….go on, throw a snowball at me. You know you want to.
Gypsy’s last blog post..The more the merrier……
vodka and limeade. mmm.
Dawn’s last blog post..Haiku Increasing Blog Traffic
He’s not always funny, but when he is, he’s definitely snort-beverage-of-your-choice-out-your-nose funny.
http://www.kevincharnas.com/
Major Bedhead’s last blog post..Bullets. And Memes.