Mar 26 2008

Stupidity, Personified

Published by Ree at 8:47 pm under The Job

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I’m going to send this out to the following people:

  • The employee that I’ve laid off twice. Both times he’s been instructed that terms of his severance package are completely confidential and should not be discussed with anyone. He then goes to several people to tell them exactly what his severance package entails and what the law says about notification to employees. Apparently he has no fuckin’ brain -or- he’s trying to piss me off. (I’m guessing piss me off)
  • The project manager who takes up 20 minutes of my time at 5 p.m. on Friday to discuss several issues. When I hang up, after answering his questions, I believe that we’ve resolved all of the problems. No emails come in from him on Saturday, Sunday, Monday or Tuesday. This morning, I discover that he called my employee last night to ask him the same damn questions. Apparently, he has no fuckin’ brain -or- he’s trying to piss me off. (I’m guessing no fuckin’ brain.)

—- I want to scratch their eyes out. But the first guy? I want to rip his balls off and shove them down his throat as well. Because he’s even more stupid for trying to piss me off. —-

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25 Responses to “Stupidity, Personified”

  1. # Deutlichon 26 Mar 2008 at 8:56 pm

    I hate shit like that. Seriously.

    Deutlich’s last blog post..It’s Scheduled

  2. # witchypooon 26 Mar 2008 at 8:58 pm

    Maybe he really wants you to get your boots dirty. Some people are weird like that.

    witchypoo’s last blog post..Crazy Ole Turds

  3. # Solomon Broadon 26 Mar 2008 at 9:11 pm

    Why have you laid him off twice? Does he not get he’s no longer employed by the company?

    Solomon Broad’s last blog post..The “Things I’m Grateful For” April Contest

  4. # SarahOon 26 Mar 2008 at 9:22 pm

    I’m bookmarking this post to view the next time I get that urge to restart my career.

    I <3 LOLcats!

    SarahO’s last blog post..MALL MASSAGE MADNESS!

  5. # Nancyon 26 Mar 2008 at 9:27 pm

    LMAO!

    Ree, if you lived a wee bit closer, I’d be bringing you booze tonight!

    Nancy’s last blog post..Insane or Amazing

  6. # barbettion 26 Mar 2008 at 9:45 pm

    If you follow through on your wishes for the first guy, please take photos.

    barbetti’s last blog post..I’m so lame, you probably think this blog is dead

  7. # Kelleyon 26 Mar 2008 at 11:06 pm

    Laid him off twice? What he doesn’t get it or he got re employed? Perhaps he thinks it is the way to get hired again…

    Or have I got it wrong.

    I can has sleep?

    Kelley’s last blog post..All these horror birth stories clogging up the blogosphere

  8. # Michael Con 27 Mar 2008 at 2:02 am

    If he comes back a third time, then it’s officially the lack of brain issue.

    Michael C’s last blog post..Happiness Is. Or Isn’t…

  9. # Shaniaon 27 Mar 2008 at 2:18 am

    Well, if he is trying to piss you off, obviously he doesn’t have a brain.

    Shania’s last blog post..I feel so dirty

  10. # flutterbyon 27 Mar 2008 at 2:21 am

    I’ll throw back a shot or two of the good tequila just for you. And I LOVE the LOLcats, lol. That cat in the pic looks just like one I had when I was a kid. We named her Oreo. For obvious reasons.

    flutterby’s last blog post..Birth Story Carnival

  11. # Meghanon 27 Mar 2008 at 3:56 am

    Fucking brilliant. I’m sending that to Rick right now… he will SO appreciate it.

    And yes, that guy IS stupid for trying to piss you off. I hope he enjoys the taste of his own chode.

    Meghan’s last blog post..I did it!

  12. # marleeon 27 Mar 2008 at 4:32 am

    Well, this makes me grateful that the only person I currently have to worry about pissing *me* off on purpose is my husband…

    Sometimes I wish I could lay *him* off… :)
    marlee’s last blog post..Happy Birthday Snacks

  13. # Veronicaon 27 Mar 2008 at 11:22 am

    I like you. I like you alot. :D
    Veronica’s last blog post..Dear Libido,

  14. # Wbppsh7on 27 Mar 2008 at 12:20 pm

    Okay, seriously I don’t want to offend b/c the guys here seem pretty cool - but it COMPLETELY a guy thing to want to piss of the LADY! Don’t ask me why.

    Wbppsh7’s last blog post..Lyrics

  15. # Jennifer @ The Cubicle's Backporchon 27 Mar 2008 at 12:25 pm

    You are too funny but I agree.

    I could add the guy who e-mails you then calls you and says everything that’s in the e-mail. WHY? WHY?!

    Jennifer @ The Cubicle’s Backporch’s last blog post..We had A Talk.

  16. # new zealand mapon 27 Mar 2008 at 1:17 pm

    This is why I no longer work in an office with others!! It was not the commute, money, or anything else. I just was tired of dealing with stupid stuff that got in the way of getting my real job done.

  17. # A Whole Lot of Nothingon 27 Mar 2008 at 1:39 pm

    Angry much? Remind me to stay home to work, but I know you’d love me. So I fear not that you’d rip my non-existent balls off.

    A Whole Lot of Nothing’s last blog post..T:13 - Top 100: #21-40

  18. # Laurelon 27 Mar 2008 at 2:07 pm

    I am continually amazed by how little intelligence it takes to obtain and keep a good job. Stupid people are EVERYWHERE!

    Laurel’s last blog post..Hoppy Late Easter

  19. # Heidion 27 Mar 2008 at 2:11 pm

    Why has he been laid off twice? Because he was too stupid to get it the first time around??

    Heidi

    Heidi’s last blog post..Advanced Curriculum

  20. # Melissaon 27 Mar 2008 at 3:07 pm

    Wow. It’s like Office Space a little, isn’t it? Do you have a kind of crazy guy who walks about muttering “Stapler?”

    Melissa’s last blog post..Mr. D goes under the bus

  21. # Hyphen Mamaon 27 Mar 2008 at 4:59 pm

    Let me know when you run for president!

    Hyphen Mama’s last blog post..Smacked with Weird Nostalgia

  22. # Arwyn Skyeon 27 Mar 2008 at 5:02 pm

    Okay, anyone trying to deliberately piss a woman off really has NO Fucking Brain….(LOL)

  23. # Twisting Ivyon 27 Mar 2008 at 5:13 pm

    I hear ya… and notice, both of these hapless idiots were… gasp! MEN.

    lol!

    Twisting Ivy’s last blog post..I Love, Therefore I’m Confused

  24. # Candyon 27 Mar 2008 at 6:21 pm

    Hell hath no fury than a Hotfessional scorned. They know not what they do.

    Candy’s last blog post..Actual Text Message With My Son

  25. # Kristabellaon 01 Apr 2008 at 9:07 pm

    I tell everyone about the severance I got from the Niners. And I know I’m not supposed to. But I don’t do it in writing so they have no case.

    I stick to bad mouthing the team and the management every chance I get. :)
    Kristabella’s last blog post..Bad Blogger

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