Mar 30 2008

Poopy Picks!

Published by Ree at 8:23 pm under Because I want to share

With the play-by-play:

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First, the writing of all of the names (I’m flattered, truly. Did y’all read what the prize was? Oh, wait, I said there could be negotiations, right?) on little orange Post-It Notes.

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Then we must cut them into little strips.

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And then we fold them (and the sticky part of the Post It comes in mighty handy for keeping the strips closed!). **Warning: Dog Porn ahead!**

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I call Poopy into the kitchen after I throw all of the pieces onto the floor. He says, “WTF, Mom? I thought you were going to rub mah belly.”

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Then he comes around so I can rub his belly, and lays on top of the pieces, effectively kicking some out. Luckily there was three, because if I’d have tried to get him to actually, y’know, PICK 3? We’d still be waiting. Until August.

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And the lucky winners are (squint……..turn head sideways…….try to read gawd-awful photography…..and that was the second picture I took!)

Twisting Ivy - her favorite body part is her left eyebrow, because she can do that lift-up-thing that says, “Y’know, you’re an ass and yet, strangely, I only want to raise my eyebrow at you. But try it again, and I’ll slap you from here to kingdom come.” (I’m so jealous. That would really come in handy!) Oh, and her brain. (She picked two.)

Amy M - her favorite body parts are her eyes. Green ones, like mine! She also said that her eyes don’t gain weight or have frizzy days. (Well, Amy, your green eyes must have a great metabolism, because mine gain weight. About 9 pm - every single freakin’ night. Even when I don’t drink the wine.)

Moo - her favorite body parts are her legs. Seventeen years of dancing? I bet they look like Cyd Charisse’s. She doesn’t need a new header, since her gorgeous little boy is on hers, so I’m going to see what else she may want.

And then, because it’s only fair that I participate as well - my favorite body parts are my upper arms and shoulders. They are the first things that tone up when I really put my mind to working out, so they give me hope that the rest of me will figure out what it’s supposed to do. When I remember to draw them back and down, they give me a look of confidence that I don’t always feel. They wrap around Mr. Hot and Shortman in huge, soul-saving hugs. They are the first thing to feel the sun when it finally (finally!) comes out from behind the clouds to signal the true arrival of Spring.

—- Thank you all so much for your comments. Now, Amy, Twisting Ivy, and Moo - go pay it forward! —-

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16 Responses to “Poopy Picks!”

  1. witchypooon 30 Mar 2008 at 8:37 pm

    That Poopy is quite the picker!

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  2. AmyMon 30 Mar 2008 at 9:55 pm

    Suh-weet!

    I win! I win!

    *does a little dance*

    I never freaking win anything!!

    I puffy heart Poopy the Puppy!

    Oh, and you, too Mrs. Hot!

  3. Lyson 30 Mar 2008 at 10:14 pm

    Poopy - the selector of choice for all random drawings.

    Lys’s last blog post..Sum It Up In One… Only One…

  4. jeanon 30 Mar 2008 at 11:12 pm

    I love the puppy porn. How sweet!

  5. Shaniaon 30 Mar 2008 at 11:12 pm

    *offers grudging congrats to winners, kicks foot and sulks off to pout*

    Shania’s last blog post..Things I learned from my father

  6. Solomon Broadon 30 Mar 2008 at 11:13 pm

    Your dog is so cute!

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  7. frogpondsrockon 31 Mar 2008 at 12:02 am

    first a rabbit.. then a dog… hehehehe I shall have to have a competition before my kitten grows up ..

    congratulations to the winners..

    frogpondsrock’s last blog post..Weekly Winners.. WooHoo!!!!

  8. mooon 31 Mar 2008 at 12:53 am

    wow, rock on! Am thinking desperately of what to do with the prize I never intended to win (figures, right?)

    moo’s last blog post..the bad super sneaky mother

  9. Erinon 31 Mar 2008 at 1:11 am

    Awwww! Poopy is precious!

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  10. Twisting Ivyon 31 Mar 2008 at 1:41 am

    Woo hoo!

    Thank you Poopy, that was just the bit of pick me up I needed this weekend.

    Now… to figure out how to pay it forward… and I’ll get right on that.

    I’m thrilled!! =)

    Twisting Ivy’s last blog post..Confessions

  11. RCon 31 Mar 2008 at 2:54 am

    I’m sad I didn’t win, but I’m thrilled that I saw my name in the top picture.

    Yay me!
    (Somedays, it is the small things in life…)

    RC’s last blog post..Finally back home

  12. Kelleyon 31 Mar 2008 at 5:21 am

    Shit. I wanna redraw!

    (you are too freaking good woman, my review of your blog is still sitting in draft… I am one lazy biatch)

    Kelley’s last blog post..I am such a blog whore

  13. Old Knudsenon 31 Mar 2008 at 6:15 am

    Ach I’m too late, I love having my father’s eyes, it really pisses him off as he cannae see without them.

    Old Knudsen’s last blog post..Head On Up

  14. Heidion 31 Mar 2008 at 12:59 pm

    I missed this give away entirely, but LOVE it now that I’m reading about it. Congrats to the winners…you are so generous, Ms. Hot. :)

    How’s the first Monday working at home going?
    Heidi

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  15. Angelon 31 Mar 2008 at 2:45 pm

    Congrats to the ladies!!!!

    I love your handwriting.

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  16. Angelon 31 Mar 2008 at 2:46 pm

    Oh, in the keeping with the theme of double comment posting today…

    I want your dog.

    Angel’s last blog post..Today just hurts? in so many ways. (updated)

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