Y’all! Check out how many new commenters came through Hotfessional-land in the month of March. I’m honored. I’m flattered. I’m blushing. (And you know that takes a whole hella lot)

So, since I used my entire workday today weekend to look at these sites, peruse them and find ideas to steal come up with some wittiness - go check them out. Tell them hey.
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The one blogger who has managed to make me want to crawl under a rock and hide myself away from pure embarrassment. And when I thought I was over it? I fucked up again! Oh Mah Holy Hell y’all. Just shoot mah ass.

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present…..Mrs. FancyPants - a pure Ghetto biatch who is only slightly opinionated.
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Firecracker Momma - The New Age Dr. Ruth? She’ll crackle and pop…watch your fingers!
Goddess in the Groove - A wonderful lady and an author committed to helping us all find our inner goddess (hey, my belly looks like that - I must be a goddess!)
I Gotta Theory About That - She’s addicted to Chapstick. I think we should call her Suzie.
Bunny Bunster - Snirk. How can you only be medium maintenance with a name like Bunny?
The Cubicle’s Backporch - Another geeky country gal shackin’ up in nowhere.
Craving Silence - Robbed the cradle. Got happy. (Heck, if I had a young stud….)
Mighty Morphin Mama - Powerful, but not a Power Ranger!
My Second Journal - Writing so her head doesn’t explode.
Sisters of A Different Order - I can’t believe a nun would read my site. Oh wait, she’s Sister Honey Bunch up there in Cherry heaven - Traverse City, Michigan.
The Secret Life of a Cross-Stitch Addict - The Golden Hoop cross stitch designs. (Wonder if she’d consider finishing the kazillion unfinished projects I have?)
Frog Ponds Rock - Another Tasmanian She-Devil - now we know where Veronica gets it. Beautiful pictures to boot.
Ask Owlbert - A blog about Blogging. Now I’m really nervous! This girl knows her shit.
If it’s not one thing, it’s your Mother! - SherryPG in O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A! (I love that song…sorry Sherry)
A Southern Fairy Tale - Winner of the Manic Mom Dash: through Target with a bare-assed baby. Gold Medal!
As I was Saying - Dingo. Lives with Mr. Dingo, Dingo Girl and Not a Dingo (hee!). She teaches Horror fiction - how cool is that?
Planet of Janet - Mom of 5 and daughter of the “New Nerd on the Block.” Janet, change your phone number! You’ll be Tech Support next!
Seeking Sanity - Another Midwesterner hoping Spring gets sprung from wherever the hell Mother Nature locked it up.
Transplanting Me - Moving to Thailand from Colorado and all of the adventures that brings. Yum……Thai food.
A Whole Lot of Nothing - “Good for the Kids” and good for you! She covets Lotus’s rack, too.
Joyful Digesting - Tee and his tummy - helping yours!
Expanding the Mindscape - Writing from India….another reason to go back to Bangalore.
Engleberts in Missouri - Her #72 is “I have excellent penmanship.” (Show us!)
Slick Sumbitch - Claims he can spot cleavage from a mile away. I thought 90% of the men in the world had this capability.
Playgroups are No Place for Children - Life in Indiana - with the blogger previously known as “Binky Bitch”.
Such Simple Pleasures - Another Michigan hottie. We will rule the world soon.
Married Leos - Married couple blogs together. News at 11. (Now that’s love)
Warrior Witch - Says she owns too many shoes. How in the fuck is that even possible?
Twisting Ivy - Going through a crisis, but blogging it out with her BFF, Arwyn Skye (they share the site). Look for a new header over at their place soon.
Fishing Around - Tall, green-eyed brunette coffee lover. Damn! She’s me. Oh, wait. She stopped at 51 things…when are the other 49 coming, or is she just a rebel.
Anglophile Football Fanatic - She makes lists….and is a feisty wee bitch. She’s great, and cute, but this whole bleeding blue and gold crappe? Gives me the willies. I like her anyway.
Adam Hyman - Writing his website in HTML with Notepad. C’mon Adam. Give us more!
Gohn Family - Mom to Kaci and Evan - and crazy for organizing. (Kelli - come over anytime, babe.)

—- And Michael, from The Wonderful World of Nothing Worthwhile who should have gone with “More meat, and more cheese, please.” But Michael? Keep the meat. Make mine wine. —-