May 01 2008
May Day
In honor of May Day:
Thanks to DaysGoBy and available here - A picture of Hotfessional.com!

The Key:
What do the colors mean?
blue: for links (the A tag)
red: for tables (TABLE, TR and TD tags)
green: for the DIV tag
violet: for images (the IMG tag)
yellow: for forms (FORM, INPUT, TEXTAREA, SELECT and OPTION tags)
orange: for linebreaks and blockquotes (BR, P, and BLOCKQUOTE tags)
black: the HTML tag, the root node
gray: all other tags

For May’s Hotlight, let’s do gardening sites! Send me your favorite blog about plants, flowers, and other grow-y things by May 24th, and I’ll get them hotlighted by the end of the month.
And I needed to check:
You Are A Lily |
![]() You are a nurturer and all around natural therapist.People see you as their rock. And they are able to depend on you.You are a soothing influence. You can make people feel better with a few words.Your caring has more of an impact than even you realize. |
Aw. I am a saint. (Who says fuck way too often?)
and here’s another:
What These Tulips Say About You |
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![]() You are very popular and universally admired.You are often hopelessly in love, and you connect to other people easily.You are a naturally cheerful and upbeat person. You have an amazing smile. |
What Do The Flowers You Pick Say About You?
Amazing smile, makes sure people don’t stare at the bald head!
or this:
You Are a Purple Flower |
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![]() A purple flower tends to represent success, grace, and elegance.At times, you are faithful like a violet.And other times, you represent luxury, like a wisteria.And more than you wish, you find yourself heartbroken like a lilac. |
Grace? Gah! Tell my mother that.
—- Now, go dance around the stripper pole maypole. But don’t forget to send me gardening sites! Send an email with “Hotlight-May” in the subject to “reereep(at)gmail(dot)com” or leave me a comment here. —-












May 1 just means that rent is due.
And also that it will still rain even though April showers are supposed to bring May flowers.
Kristabella’s last blog post..It’s A Contest!
I love that graphic map thingy. It is lovely and interesting. I’m totally stealing it.
Also, my blog is not really about gardening, but I love this post I just wrote: http://magpiemusing.blogspot.com/2008/04/playing-round-garden-trees.html
I think it’s not what you were looking for but…
magpie’s last blog post..Report Disturbing Thoughts or Behavior
The maypole is actually meant to resemble an erect penis.
Grateful Guy’s last blog post..Things I’m Grateful For on Thursday 1 May
Also, I’m an Iris:
You are incredibly hopeful and courageous.
Even when you’ve been challenged in life, you have faith that everything will work out.
Your feelings run deep, and you are a very grateful person.
Grateful Guy’s last blog post..Things I’m Grateful For on Thursday 1 May
Whoops! Missed it.
May 2nd already.
Must be different when May is actually freezing cold.
Veronica’s last blog post..A Mouse Schwacking We Will Go.
Despite the fact that fushia and black are my signature colors . . .
A white flower tends to represent purity, simple beauty, and modesty.
At times, you are dignified like a magnolia.
And at other times, you represent great ecstasy, like a white orchid.
And more than you wish, you’re a little boastful, like a white hydrangea.
I love how they all look so different!
I’m so glad you did that one - I love looking at all the pictures!
daysgoby’s last blog post..moderato con expressione
WhooooHooooo! SNAP!! I am a Lily as well. (Although I picked the Orchids in the second one, and came up a Blue Flower in the third one ~ cold, really, how the hell can a colored flower be cold?)
Now, how exactly can one be a “Natural Therapist” and “cold” at the same time? LOL
I likee your new look! What else can I say… You have sexy feet! My wife says our tulips are blooming so beautifully right now! Your tulip pic is super! I guess I really am a tulip person…
coastrat’s last blog post..Nutmeg’s Joe Died
I kill all things living. Well, of the plant variety. The only thing that survives is my Aerogarden and that’s only because it has ME on a schedule. Which reminds me - I need to plant stuff in it this weekend. It’s getting dormant.
That picture - Ihazheadache. That’s Hotfessional.com? I thought twitter stats was frightening, but that - oh.my.holy.hell.
I am off to locate a stripper pole and break in the new shoes now - or sleep. Yeah, sleep sounds better
Love the new header and my sassy button!!
Lys’s last blog post..I Haz A Button All Of My Very Own…
You’re so complex, Ree! I’ll need another 12 Bossy road trips to get a handle on on these flowery layers.
Sarah
A blue flower tends to represent peace, openness, and balance.
Sorry Ree, pure bullshit :)…
I am going to send mine to MY mother! xoxoxo
Goddess in the Groove’s last blog post..Touch my wine and DIE!
I’m still waiting for my flower graph to load up…it’s a bit huge.
oooh I am a daisy ..yay
[You are a total optimist and hedonist. You love to drink life in.]
Wow a hedonistic optimist woot…
heheheh
frogpondsrock’s last blog post..Shameful Destruction
I love that graph thing. Though I have almost no red. What happened, was that that month you were on the rag? heh heh.
Candy’s last blog post..Save the Children
I LOVE that graphy thing..I need to figure out how to get it on my blog..Mine is prettier than yours..I’m more daintly and flower light (cough bullshit cough)

mp’s last blog post..Can’t do a thing but play
OK..I take back my snarky comment to beg you for help.. how did you get that on your website, is that something a meer mortal like me can do?
mp’s last blog post..Can’t do a thing but play
This garden blog always makes me smile:
http://teaandmargaritas.blogspot.com/
TX Poppet’s last blog post..Internet Shopping: Better Than Chocolate
i think you can be a saint and swear. there’s like a clause or something. i’m an iris.
zoe’s last blog post..Back Off
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