May 02 2008
Haiku Friday - Argh.
Grinding my back teeth,
The anger is testing me,
Will I break or scream?
Do you ever have days when you’re on the verge of having a huge-ass hissy fit all day long? From the time you get up in the morning until the time you go to bed (or, at least, lock yourself away from all other human beings?) - you feel like if one more person says one more word, or walks past, or looks at you, or fuckin’ BREATHES - you’re going to explode?
That’s pretty much how I feel right now.
Everything is pissing me off. From the 27 emails I had waiting for me this morning reminding me that we have a huge initiative happening next week that absolutely, positively, must be flawless (Gee, sorry, I had no idea….dumbshit) to the fact that Shortman just walked out of this room without turning off his Teamspeak headset so I hear a bunch of 16 year old boys screaming at each other to “Shoot him, shoot him. Dammit.”.
I’ve wanted to haul off and punch the crappe out of, oh pretty much the entire world. (Well, except you all…no, seriously, I wouldn’t punch you….you’re the greatest. Stop.Backing.Away!)
Ahem.
So, that’s my mood today. I need to go to the grocery store and run over some perfect strangers with my cart and stock up on the vodka buy some beautifully scented aromatherapy candles and some bubble bath.
—- Meh. That’s all. —-
HOT LOVE
I hear ya, but oh, my! Your header is so purdy. Reminds me, I was supposed to put mine up. Eh. Maybe tomorrow.
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WOW! I sense some very tense neck muscles! Would love to knead them for you a bit and help you relax some, but, you know… my arms aren’t that long. The candles and bath sound like they should help; hope so! New age music, waterfall, babbling brook, maybe, the waves hitting the sea shore…? Wonder where my CD of those sounds went…? Close your eyes and visualize all of your bog buddies hugging you!
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…BLOG buddies, but then you knew that. Right? Right.
coastrat’s last blog post..Nutmeg’s Joe Died
I know the feeling, I get that very often and usually end up breaking something in my house..
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I’m sending you a massage via the ether as I speak.
Oh, and a baseball bat too. Don’t go shopping unprepared. 
Solomon’s last blog post..My exit strategy
Been there. In fact, was at that point one day earlier this week! I was ready to just kick the livin’ shit out of SOMEBODY. ANYBODY. I didn’t care who at the time.
I would pick up the large-size bottle of vodka when you go get the candles and bubble bath. Just sayin’.
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Hissy fit? I would be having a NON-STOP hissy fit, if only I had the energy
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aaah! That is where my snark went. Must have left it with you.
Gawd your hot when your snarky.
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I feel ya, sista! Somedays anything will ignite the hissy. Hey! You breathing my air?
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Or some Midol. They should have retreats in every town for women when they get like this. I think it would be a sort of public service like tornado warnings and bomb shelters, y’know? I’m best avoided when I get like that.
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I hear ya.
Next time I feel like that, I’m SO trying the vodka. =)
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We all have those days. That’s why god invented wine. And vodka.
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Dark chocolate. Lots of it. And ear plugs. Things (and by things I mean shit headed people) tend to bother me less when I can’t hear them. Good luck.
First off, the heels in your header photo? I WANT. Secondly, I have about 3 days like the one you described every single month.
Hang in there!
Jules
House of Jules
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I like Melissa’s idea. There should be free childcare there, too. Far, far away from the moms.
I’m having a day like that today. If anyone touches me? Or asks me for something? I might lock myself in my office!
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Oh. I had that kind of day on Friday too. I was in a sour ass mood all day. Woke up with a major sinus headache (thanks spring) and working with preschoolers all day did not help at all. Then yeah, I got to come home and listen to my 3 year old whine and my 11 month old fuss. Yeah - bedtime came a little early last night (for everyone).
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Oh I hear you. I am so tired of having to think to myself, “This menopause thing is a real bitch.” I guess it’s just the beginning of the end but it has made me less lovable than I dreamed possible.
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I had a Friday like that too. And a week like that.
So I stuffed my face with pot pie and chicken nuggets. It was heaven.
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