Jun 06 2008

Friday Haiku - Summer Arrives

Published by Ree at 3:59 pm under Haiku Friday

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Must get that picture
further down the freakin’ page
The shine is blinding.

FedEx just pulled up
Oooh, maybe something for me?
Yes! A pretty vase.

Last day of classes -
Shortman has one final left
Next week on Tuesday.

He has been so stressed -
vacation is what he needs
to think “future” thoughts

The other son here;
the one known as 24 -
got a job offer!

He starts on Monday.
Thank goodness for The Gap Corp.
He will fit right in.

Nothing is better
than the summer beginning
with happy Hot boys.

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I’ve been trying to call this vendor out in California to set up a meeting with one of their sales guys the week after next. Now, it’s only 11 a.m. here, but I figured that if I could get into their system and find this “Barry” guy, then I could leave him a voicemail to call me back.

When I dial the number on their website, I get a recording that says:

You have reached a mis-routed number for Vendor X. Please dial 408-222-8888 instead of 408-222-8889. Thank you.

[click]

I check the number that I dialed. 408-222-8888. Dammit, that IS what I’m dialing. I just dialed again, since I’ll need to check every hour from now until they DO answer. Nope. Same message. I’m so glad these people want my business.

So now, I’m sending an email telling them that their phone recording sucks. I think that’s a fair assessment, don’t you?

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Here’s the vase my nice FedEx man brought me. I wanted something little for my desk (although I’m sure the cats are going to have something to say about it) something that will fit a couple of stalks of lilies or some Anise. Right now, there’s an unopened Stella d’Oro lily and a stalk of Veronica Speedwell.

—- Hope you’re getting the weather you need for your soul today! I’m off to pick the book winner on the Hot Reviews Books site! —-

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20 Responses to “Friday Haiku - Summer Arrives”

  1. Kristabellaon 06 Jun 2008 at 4:40 pm

    Did you try the other 408 number? People in the South Bay tend to get confused.

    Kristabella’s last blog post..I’ve Haven’t Complained About The Heat In Awhile

  2. witchypooon 06 Jun 2008 at 5:20 pm

    Gorgeous vase! And huzzahs for 24 going to work. Not that three hunks of ever-present testosterone psychosis is annoying…

    witchypoo’s last blog post..Boring Birthday

  3. Karen of Sillymonkeezon 06 Jun 2008 at 5:27 pm

    LOL!! My cats would have that broken on it’s side before 10 minutes passed by. It’s pretty though. Congrats to your son on his job offer.

    Karen of Sillymonkeez’s last blog post..A Thank You Post

  4. Wbppsh7on 06 Jun 2008 at 6:24 pm

    Sucks would be a very appropriate word for the phone system. Whoo Hoo 24 will be out of the house. Now you and Mr. can have cookies and ?? whenever you want! Nice vase! Yeah, I think your cats will love rubbing their faces on the edge of that one.

    Wbppsh7’s last blog post..My complaint?..

  5. melissaon 06 Jun 2008 at 6:25 pm

    Glad 24 got a job–he can afford his organic razor blades now;)
    Pretty vase & flowers.
    I chuckled at your photo–that’s how I look in the humid weather only add a bushy afro thing with my hair and YOWZA!

    melissa’s last blog post..Flashback Friday

  6. maggies mindon 06 Jun 2008 at 6:44 pm

    I hate phones, but I like people with jobs, vases and fun haikus. I’m leaving her a happy girl :) Good luck with the phone suckage.

    maggies mind’s last blog post..Hai-(ahhhh)-ku Friday 6/6/08

  7. Jennyon 06 Jun 2008 at 7:12 pm

    Oh I love the vase and the very pretty tall flowers - it’s a “classic” style and I’m sure the cat will love knocking it to the ground.

    And… congrats to “24 Hot” for gainful employment. Does that job also come with discounts for family?

    Have a wonderful weekend!

    Jenny’s last blog post..Grandma?

  8. Laurelon 06 Jun 2008 at 7:23 pm

    I love that vase–and the arrangement–stunning!

    Laurel’s last blog post..Sorry Boys, Lindsey’s Off The Market

  9. Hyphen Mamaon 06 Jun 2008 at 7:24 pm

    My cats would chew the flowers in the vase, then knock the vase over pouring water all over my laptop. But it sure is pretty!

    The sun is FINALLY out today after 3 crap days. I’m headed out to absorb some much needed vitamin D.

    Hyphen Mama’s last blog post..Meme Friday

  10. barbraon 06 Jun 2008 at 7:47 pm

    Shut up, Kristabella, the South Bay rules because my mother-in-law lives there.

    Actually, the 650 area code is better! Woot woot!

    barbra’s last blog post..numb

  11. anymommyon 06 Jun 2008 at 7:56 pm

    This is my first haiku Friday and I’m taking my time visiting everyone. Very fun finding new blogs. Congrats to your son on his new job. And, it’s a very pretty vase. Now, I’m thinking my desk area needs a little something…

    Oh and the weather in the forever-stuck-in-winter Inland NW sucks! Thanks for asking.

    anymommy’s last blog post..Hairku Friday: The Learning Curve

  12. the planet of janeton 06 Jun 2008 at 9:55 pm

    pretty vase. pretty flowers. yay for vacation and jobs.

    and phone systems SUCK.

    :-)
    the planet of janet’s last blog post..Haiku Friday: the I’m rich beyond my wildest dreams edition

  13. coastraton 06 Jun 2008 at 10:07 pm

    HOT DAMN! 24 got a job! Does that mean he will be moving out? Or just able to pay his way now?

    I like the vase and flowers, is that a purple Lupine in the vase? I love Lupines! That’s another story on down the road.

    coastrat’s last blog post..GOOD OLE? WISCONSIN CHEESE FACTORIES

  14. Jennifer Hon 07 Jun 2008 at 1:02 am

    Love the vase.

    I am so over phone systems.

    Jennifer H’s last blog post..Goodnight Bush

  15. Talinaon 07 Jun 2008 at 1:36 am

    I absolutely love getting packages in the mail, isn’t it the greatest? Oh, Kudos to 24 and I am sure the finals will go well for the other little guy!

    So, how is the driveway/ property line ignoring going for the hubby? Hopefully he has something new on his mind.

    Talina’s last blog post..Same ole crap different day.

  16. Kelleyon 07 Jun 2008 at 1:21 pm

    I am loving that vase babe! Yay re Shortman and 24. Moo has her exams this week (and last) and we are suffering through it… bletch.

    Smootches and sorry I haven’t been around much lately.

    Kelley’s last blog post..Plurk, it sounds like vomit.

  17. flutterbyon 07 Jun 2008 at 2:42 pm

    Love the vase! My 17 is stillll looking fore a job. Hub seems to think it shouldn’t be all that hard. He just does not get it. Told 17 to check the paper this weekend… yah that’s going to work really well for this area. He tends to forget the kid does not drive yet and if he’s not working within walking distance, someone will have to drive him… that someone of course being ME most of the time. No one is hiring. Hub seems to think they are, they just aren’t saying it… I think a sign on their little computer thingy in some places where you apply for a job that says “WE ARE NOT CURRENTLY HIRING OR ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS” kinda *does* mean they are NOT HIRING.

    flutterby’s last blog post..You can’t run away forever…

  18. The Over-Thinkeron 07 Jun 2008 at 6:21 pm

    That vase is gorgeous. And if your day gets a bit too long, simply place the flowers to the side and fill it with Scotch. I’m fairly certain that’s acceptable. And encouraged. :)
    The Over-Thinker’s last blog post..Monkey See, Monkey Do, I love Vegas, How ‘Bout You?

  19. Cherion 08 Jun 2008 at 12:32 am

    HUR~FREAKIN’~RAY!! 24 got a j~o~b! ((HAPPYDANCE, WOOT!!)) Now he can buy his smelly organic shampoo in bulk, save himself some cashflow. LOL
    Poor Shortman. ((Hugs)) Sounds like everyone needs a big ol’ box of Vaca-y delivered by the FedEx man (well, everyone *except* 24 ~ ‘cuz he just got a job LOL)

  20. mpon 09 Jun 2008 at 5:54 pm

    You mean you didn’t buy the vase for their cats OR get approval before putting it on the window sill?
    What were you thinking????

    Yeah..BIG LONG ASS EMAIL to that company. That really pisses me off.

    Yeah for 24!!

    mp’s last blog post..Take me to McDonalds!

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