Jun 16 2008
Weren’t the Tonys last night?
Well, I don’t watch awards shows - too many commercials, too many things I don’t know about to have any interest in. But, in honor of the whole Broadway thing, let’s do:
Bullets over Hotway:
- Back to work today. Worst part? Getting up at 6:50 a.m. Best part? Um, okay, nothing. It sucked donkey balls.
- I’ve decided to stick primarily with Twitter. Maybe a little Plurk if I’m feeling especially hyperactive. I must think up-and-down instead of side-to-side. Mr. Hot seems to like that.
- Had my second appointment with girlfriend Dermatologist today. She’s happy with regrowth on the top and back of my head, not so much with the sides. I’m thinking ‘mohawk’. She’s thinking ‘15 cortisone shots in the left side, then 15 in the right’. I’m thinking ‘Vicodin with a vodka chaser.’
- Shortman is going to earn some money at MomandDad’s tomorrow, trimming trees and hauling branches. He’s never driven over there alone; it’ll be his first time on the interstate by himself. I’ll be the one in the fetal position under my desk tomorrow waiting for his “I made it safely” phone call - y’know, just in case you’re looking for me.
- My copies of “You’re Not the Only One” are supposed to arrive tomorrow. I’m keeping one, having some sort of contest with the other. Stay tuned!
- On my list of things to do:
- Make Shortman an optometrist appointment
- Make Shortman a dental appointment
- Make Shortman a haircut appointment
- Make Shortman’s Senior Picture appointment
- Shoot self
- I absolutely, positively, must redo my Linked List of Lust page. No! Don’t go look. If you’re not there, you’ll be mad or maybe not. I don’t want to know, though - I’m sensitive. I’ll tell you when its done. (Yes, Coast Rat, that means you!)
- I keep seeing a hummingbird out front. I think it’s a Broad-tailed Hummer. It seems to only show up when Mr. Hot is inside, though, so I think he thinks I’m seeing things. (Which, okay, may be true in other circumstances, but not this time.)
- We’re supposed to set record lows tomorrow night - in the 40s. Again, W.T.F. Mother Nature?
- 24 has a girl spending the night - she’s here from West-by-gawd-Virginia with her father who is attending some conference in the area. She’s a cutie - too bad she’s not his type. hee.
- I keep getting emails with the subject, “what a stupid face you have here, reereep”. I want to send Demitris Rajiv (seriously, who is this Greek Indian anyway?) an email back saying, “yea, and I bet you have a chipmunk penis.” But I don’t. I’m simply too classy and polite.
—- I so blame that last one on the drugs. —-
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40 degrees at night? Are you in Portland?
Serendipitous Girl’s last blog post..The Great American Road Trip (Including Parts of Canada!) Conclusion
A mohawk sounds promising…
Jen on the Edge’s last blog post..Traffic jam
When I had my first time “driving alone” experience (20 million years ago!), my dad secretly followed me to make sure I was Ok. Of course, I did all sorts of stupid things, including getting into a parking space that I could not get out of because I literally parked within 3 inches of another car.
I didn’t know that he had followed me until years later when he told the story at a big family dinner. Oh the shame! Oh the embarrassment!
Perhaps you should follow Shortman….you know, for future blackmail purposes!
Good luck!
PS….I keep getting those “stupid face” emails too. Who comes up with these ideas? Argh!
I totally want to go to Dr. Ree—-cause Vicodin with a vodka chaser sounds much better than a pap smear.
The Over-Thinker’s last blog post..Did you know that an entire post can be about suspenders?
WHOA ~ That’s an AWFUL lot o’ bullets there Madame Hotfessional. LOL
Your “to do” list looks eerily similar to mine, only I have to schedule an optometrist appt for a 4 yr old and dental appts for a 4 yr old AND an 8 yr old (and a 30 yr old, but we won’t go there.)
Oh yeah, and I am not (nor have I ever been) on the Mystical “Linked List of Lust” page. But I have also never been mad about it either LOL
PS ~ The Tony Awards was AWESOME last night. Sadly, it is probably the closest I will ever get to actual Broadway. LOL
That last is so insanely random that I don’t know what to say. But I am laughing.
MommyTime’s last blog post..Home on the Range
Yeah, I’ll take that 40 degree temp. It was 113 here today.
I’m glad it’s still 7 years before my son can get a license. I’m not ready for that.
Jennifer H’s last blog post..Revived
Sweetie, take a pic of me with you to the girlfriend Dermatologist. Pretend I am holding your hand. Or get her to stab my head first.
Whichever is more soothing.
Kelley’s last blog post..Mika is stalking me.
That last bullet was awesome - - I’m STILL laughing, and really needed it!
Or maybe it’s the drugs I’M on right now . . . whichever . . .
The doctor has me on a very strong ibuprofen dose, and a muscle relaxant twice a day. Started taking them yesterday for my neck/back/shoulder pain from the wreck. GREAT stuff! Wonder how they would work with a vodka/lemonade chaser . . .
Liz J in Central Illinois’s last blog post..A Bad, Bad Day
I do not look forward to the day Emma gets her drivers license. Sure, that is still 13 years away, and by then we probably won’t have cars, but still.
And you know? I still have to call my mom when we go away on vacation to let her know we made it safe. ‘Cuz she still worries….but that is what moms do best.
Jacki’s last blog post..Tickle Me Tuesday
Vicodin and a vodka chaser should never be done alone … I’m on my way g’friend.
Demitris Rajiv …. hu? What? Bwahahahahah
Nancy’s last blog post..Meet GINA
I love the “chipmunk penis” comment! I double dare you to send it!
Shelly’s last blog post..My mother? I’ll tell you about my mother.
I am not complaining about our weather AT ALL. I don’t have to run the air conditioner at night. And I can even turn the fans off. As our weatherman said “it’s like living in San Diego” which is my ideal place to live because of this AWESOME weather!
Kristabella’s last blog post..Need To Fill This Space
You didn’t miss anything by skipping the Tony’s.
I like your list. Can you add “shoot moo” before “shoot self?” At least then you can ease someone else’s misery before ruining someone else’s good day.
Wonder what 24’s “girlfriend” thinks of his fancy shampoo!
moo’s last blog post..Argh! FUCK. (and photo challenge, mystery & chaos)
I really think you could work a mohawk…
And “chipmunk penis”! That is simply one of the best insults I’ve heard in a while. I say do it. I would. But then again, I’m evil. lol
Twisting Ivy’s last blog post..Of Lint and Love
The mohawk MIGHT work.. I think it may also be an opportunity to try out some new colors too!
First time on the highway alone.. Yeah, that is some scary stuff. You’ll be OK. (you see I’m not worried about shortman)
mp’s last blog post..Lots Of Loving Blogging Bling
Damn girlfriend, did you say 40s? I could cook eggs on my car these days! Mother Nature really is showing her nasty side these days. I guess I should be happy not to be hit with floods/tornadoes and the like.
Oh, and the chipmunk comment…priceless.
Melinda’s last blog post..Turtle Love
My fave?
“I must think up-and-down instead of side-to-side. Mr. Hot seems to like that.”
And really? Get yourself one of my purple plate or disc thingies to see if it will grow you some hair, and alleviate some stress.
witchypoo’s last blog post..Smite Me
thanks to you, “Chipmunk Penis” is my new favorate insult … thanks!
and you’ve reminded me to fill my hummingbird feeders - I love them.
stay cool and hydrate/hydrate.
off to check out those purple things of Witchy Poo’s.
(waving to Witchy Poo ‘cuz I also know her from OBB… what a small Blog World it is!)
Jenny’s last blog post..Friday
I’m having issues with plurk, too. It just isn’t easy to follow everything in the funky horizontal format.
RC’s last blog post..More flooding
Tonys, schmonys, last night was the battle for the blanket. You, my dear, are amazing. Thank you, thank you, thank you. It is divine, like its maker.
amanda’s last blog post..Hurts me more than it does you
Well, looks like I finally made it to your list, the OTHER list… I think I’ll quit while I’m ahead. Please send some of that 40 weather down here!
coastrat’s last blog post..MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE BUFFET? OH, MY!
Looks like Shortman’s going to be kept busy…is this to prevent him driving anywhere?!
Heidi
Heidi’s last blog post..And The Winner Is…
Vodka- now that does sound like “happy drugs…”
‘xcuse me… I need a drink now. Thanks for the reminder!
Beth from the Funny Farm’s last blog post..Why I don’t need any HAPPY drugs!
Yeah, what is UP with that stupid spam about my stupid face? I’d rather be told my penis doesn’t satisfy.
melissa’s last blog post..Screw Iowa!
Huh? Demiewhazit? Send me the email - I’ll respond. Feeling a triple dose of snarky today.
Catchin’ up on all my blog posts for the week due to Project Hell, Section IVIXI#IESIW@IEI whatever of this 2 year hell facing me. *sigh*
Can you pass the vodka please? Thx!
Lys’s last blog post..A Touch of Zombie…
Funny shit there, Ree. LMAO!
I especially like chipmunk penis. LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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