Jun 17 2008
Title-Less Because WTF is Already Taken
Y’all? Yesterday I got 30 cortisone shots in my head. If you were to look at my scalp, you’d think I was a junkie with really fucked-up aim.
Today, Mr. Hot woke up with a stiff neck and the sniffles and he’s, um, a bit stuffed up in the general bowel region.
Who is moaning and groaning?
You get one guess. (Hint. It is not the author of this blog.)
Not to alienate the male readers of this site, but oh mah holy hell! There is a reason that men don’t have babies.
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In other news, 24’s cute friend from West-by-gawd-Virginia is still here. He, however, is at work. WTF people? He told his dad, “I have to work from 5-9:30, but Cutie-pie will just stay downstairs and read.” Mr. Hot yelled down the stairs, “You don’t have to stay down there, we don’t bite.” She giggled, and I can hear the television, but, am I wrong to be a bit weirded out by this? You invite someone to come visit, and then you leave them to their own devices in someone else’s house while you leave for a few hours?
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In other, other news, we went to Home Depot and the ONLY kind of string trimmer refill they didn’t have is the one we need. So we left, which was a good thing, because every time we got to Home Depot, I have to pee. Seriously. I knew one guy who said it happened to him every time he went into a record store. (Y’know, when you still had to GO places to buy music.) His theory was that it prevented him from spending money since they had no public restrooms - he couldn’t stay long. With me, though, it takes longer to FIND the restrooms in Home Depot than to drive home, so I guess it serves the same purpose. Home Depot is my personal holy grail. Although you wouldn’t know it to look at my house.
—- And in other, other, other news - Shortman made it to my parents’ house just fine and dandy, driving on the interstate for the first time, alone(!), and decided to spend the night. Which would generally lead one to believe there would be general debauchery going on here tonight. Except, yea, there’s that whole house guest thing. —-
HOT LOVE
Oh please. Let the wild, carnal, debauchery commence. Can’t you debauch quietly? Not as much fun, sure, but when it’s necessary…
There has never, in the history of the world been a woman that could be as “sick” as a man with a hangnail. ‘Nuff said.
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My husband didn’t meet my peripheral family until five years after we were married. So it was hard to explain why he kept hanging out in the basement (where we were sleeping) with the big tv, leaving me and the two kids upstairs with my relatives.
Turns out he had some ’stuffiness’.
(rolls eyes)
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I always say, you can tell something serious is going on with a guy’s health if he says nothing. If he’s crying like a baby? He’s FINE. (Side Note: Perhaps this bitchiness is why I’m single? Ponder …)
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Debauchery It doesn’t get much more 18th century than that, now does it? LOL
Unwanted houseguest story #1 ~ My SIL came to drop off my neice and nephew for the Summer (they live in Hawaii, yo, so =’s long ass flight one way. Major No-No for 2 small children.) And she brought 3 additional people with her. Now they can’t leave (’cuz SIL has bronchitis) so they have all been camped out at my mom and dad’s house for the past week. Eating their food, using their stuff, running the tv, and just being general moochers about it all.
Honestly, I don’t think that I have ever been more annoyed with people than I am with them (the 3 extras, not my SIL or the kids.) Sometimes people SUCK!
HUGS on the head shots! Tell Mr Hot to suck it up, or you’ll give him some shots somewhere painful (or just force him to make you cookies, solely for you LOL)
I have company coming for A MONTH! I may leave…
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Is there a Menards nearby you can try on the trimmer string refill? OUCH on the pin cushion head thing… Well, at least 24 is working.
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I have been in 24’s cute friends shoes before. Be kind to her. Now, will you kindly put Mr Hot on? Thanks.
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Oh, huuuuneeey…does your wittle owwie huuuuurt? Wet momma kiss dem for you. Come heeeere and let me seeee…*SMACK*
Thank you.
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Oh, geezers. Give Mr. Hot some stewed rhubarb. And threaten him with a colonoscopy if he doesn’t eat it. Because it’s about time he had one anyway.
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Ah yes, the dreaded “man cold.”
Why did you have 30 cortisone shots in your scalp?? Ouch!!
Jacki’s last blog post..Waste not, want not
I think that Mr Lady and Witchy have commented for me.. except for this bit.. (((hugs))) that’s for your poor head.. 30 injections eeeeeek…
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I love Mr Lady. She got it right.
When the girls are not here mucho debauchery. Unfortunately we haven’t had a Damn Emo free night THIS YEAR!
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Sciatica has kicked in for me early this pregnancy, which means leaning over and not being able to get back up, lots of pain, and my right leg giving out on me when I take a step. And I said nothing about it, there’d be no point.
Then Brad gets a neck ache and takes three days off from work, shuffling around the house going “Oounh! Oooooaaaargh! Oooooffff!” And wondering why I kept rolling my eyes at him.
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I have to pee when I go to Home Depot as well. I think it’s some hormone or something that they spray into the air that causes all the women to spend hours trying to find the restroom while the men buy stuff without any adult supervision.
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30 shots. IN YOUR HEAD? Damn, that hair better grow back purple.
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Yeah, the leaving the friend at your house while he’s at work is just plain weird.
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No, that is weird of 24 to do that to Cutie Pie.
That’s like the time my friend stayed with me because she had a wedding to go to, but didn’t come home until 10 AM the next morning.
Wait, that wasn’t weird. That was RUDE.
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Mr Hyphen has to have a bm whenever he walks into a hardware store. Every. Time. And he’s a big ‘ole baby about every tiny ache and pain. Waaah!
If I were Cute Girl I’d smack 24 for having me over to somebody else’s house, then leaving. That’s just weird. For everybody.
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Well at least she’s not an obnoxious bore..or whore..or pig. Maybe you should ask Cutie Pie if she’d like something to do..and you can show her how the wash manchine works..
mp’s last blog post..Men! You can’t shoot ?em.
Ouch ouch ouch… the shots to the head!
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1. Ouch
2. Yes
3. Home Depot rocks
4. One more step to adulthood!
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The Hubby claims he so has more respect for me after seeing our son being born. **giggle**
As for the house guest - 24 is working! Be happy about that! (Strange to have a house guest and leave them, but at least he is holding down a job.)
Wal-Mart makes me itch and my fingers always begin to swell. If you can’t find a restroom at Home Depot, they have the displays you can use.
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I can’t even begin to imagine the pain, swelling, and discomfort that 30 shots in the head will cause you. Of course it’s nothing compared to the pain that is Mr. Hot. Men are such wussies.
Holy Shit–Ree, I totally have “Hellraiser” on the brain now. You’re one tough cookie.
Oh my goodness. Poor, poor Mr. Hot. My sincerest sympathies to him.
I really wish someone would invent a sarcasm font.
And I hope your head feels better (no sarcasm there!)
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Well 24 is just making money, at least job is priority! Remember when there wasn’t one?
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Little bit of hubby, little bit of kid, little bit of you - loved this hot post.
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glad the kid made it safe and sound. That’s a big deal!
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