Jul 06 2008

Fear and Love in 2008

John McCain hates me,
This I know to be true,
Because he hates the bloggers,
In the name of red, white and blue.

The weekend is nearly over,
Back to work I must go,
Well, back upstairs anyway,
Because my checkbook tells me so.

The grill-master was at it again,
Whitefish, brushed with olive oil,
Spinach, with garlic and onion,
Asparagus, roasted in foil.

And now I sit with my wine,
After three days filled with bliss,
Blue skies, gentle breezes, family,
Feeling that nothing’s amiss.

Oh, that thing about Mr. McCain?
You know I’m not political, dear,
But I think he’s afraid of all of us,
And he gives me something to fear.

—- Seriously? JOHN MCCAIN: “Now we’ve got the cables. We’ve got talk radio. We’ve got the bloggers. I hate the bloggers. We’ve got all kinds of sources of information.” The Pony Express! Telegraph! Smoke-signals! Why do we need more than that? —-

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17 Responses to “Fear and Love in 2008”

  1. HouseofJuleson 07 Jul 2008 at 1:13 am

    I can hear his denture lisp in my head saying, “The Pony Ex-shpresh!” Actually, the voice I heard is Carol Channing’s, which is actually a pretty good match for his actual voice (voicshe).

    Jules
    House of Jules

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  2. Jen on the Edgeon 07 Jul 2008 at 1:17 am

    That’s okay, the feeling’s mutual. John McCain can hate me and I most surely won’t love him in response.

    Jen on the Edge’s last blog post..The readers

  3. Liz J in Central Illinoison 07 Jul 2008 at 1:40 am

    John McCain hates the bloggers? WELLLL - - THIS blogger hates him also!

    I hope this little sound bite jumps up and bites HIM in the ass - - many, many times . . .

    Liz J in Central Illinois’s last blog post..Happy 4th of July!

  4. julieon 07 Jul 2008 at 1:56 am

    WOW.
    I hated him before.
    But now… now I really hate him.

    julie’s last blog post..Life 101: Enlisting Your Help!

  5. coastraton 07 Jul 2008 at 2:25 am

    It will be interesting to see what the fallout is from that remark…

    coastrat’s last blog post..FUN AT THE ?CRAB FEST? IN THE BAY!

  6. barbraon 07 Jul 2008 at 2:35 am

    “the cables” Har har har. That’s funny.

    barbra’s last blog post..Scenes from a Fourth

  7. daysgobyon 07 Jul 2008 at 3:35 am

    The bloggers boggle his tiny mind.

    Anyone know Kids In The Hall?
    ‘I’m crushing your head! I’m crushing your head!’

    daysgoby’s last blog post..lelephant mine

  8. Carrieon 07 Jul 2008 at 4:23 am

    WOW…just wow…does he realize what he’s doing? I mean has he any clue that Huckabee got the numbers he got by enlisting the help of the blogging community? Sheesh…some people’s republicans…I tell ya…

    Carrie’s last blog post..back.

  9. Veronicaon 07 Jul 2008 at 4:30 am

    I have no idea what you are talking about, except it sounds bad.

    Veronica’s last blog post..Schwacking and Nearly There

  10. Cherion 07 Jul 2008 at 7:40 am

    I am unsure why he would *hate* bloggers, unless it is because he is, like, the age of a dinosaur, born before the discovery of fire, and one of the groupies of the inventor of the wheel. Maybe he is just literally too old to understand.
    I think that it seriously makes him look completely out of touch with the world as it stands. *If* I had been considering placing him in a position of power, I would be seriously reconsidering right about now.

  11. just bobon 07 Jul 2008 at 8:47 am

    McBush (er… McCain) can hate me all he wants. I’ve hated him for quite some time so the feeling is mutual. That and his freaky, space alien looking wife.

    just bob’s last blog post..It’s crazy here

  12. Kelleyon 07 Jul 2008 at 9:05 am

    Seriously? Dickhead. Doesn’t he know we have all the power?

    Kelley’s last blog post..Be afwaid. Be vewy afwaid.

  13. Dingoon 07 Jul 2008 at 12:25 pm

    I wear his disdain as a badge of honor. Asshat.

    Dingo’s last blog post..I’ve Gathered Moss

  14. Memarie Laneon 07 Jul 2008 at 1:49 pm

    I already disliked the guy, mainly because of his hair. But did he honestly realize that by saying that he was saying he hated a very large percentage of the voting public? That’s like saying he hates blonds or fat people.

    Memarie Lane’s last blog post..And then a hero comes along

  15. Kristabellaon 07 Jul 2008 at 3:03 pm

    Another reason not to vote for him. Like I was going to anyway.

    I have hated John McCain since my days in AZ when he was my senator. Because he came to a rally at Arizona State with a University of Arizona sweatshirt on.

    Kristabella’s last blog post..I Love Reality TV

  16. melissaon 07 Jul 2008 at 3:32 pm

    Oh dear, that poor man already alienating voters…

    melissa’s last blog post..Blech!

  17. Lyson 08 Jul 2008 at 9:52 pm

    He does WHA??? Don’t tell me he has a Twitter account.

    See - it’s reasons like this, I’m gonna vote for Mickey Mouse. Yeah, I said it - in times of desperation, I can tolerate the rat - even living here in Orlando.

    :::sigh:::

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