Jul 12 2008

Mr. Hot Shaved His Beard Off

Published by Ree at 8:15 pm under Family, Real Life

We’re waiting to see which of his oblivious sons notices first.

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—- My response? Oh mah holy hell, thank you and it’s about time. Facial hair is great on some men, but Mr. Hot? Meh. Plus, it burns. Snort. —-

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35 Responses to “Mr. Hot Shaved His Beard Off”

  1. Jeanon 12 Jul 2008 at 8:24 pm

    Razor stuble is the worst. A beard, when grown in, is pretty cool.

  2. Solomonon 12 Jul 2008 at 8:38 pm

    LOL!

    My money is on 24.

    Solomon’s last blog post..The “Things I’m Grateful For” July contest - NOW RUNNING!!

  3. cupcakeon 12 Jul 2008 at 8:52 pm

    I voted for Shortman, so he better not disappoint. If I had his cell number, I’d text him, just so I’d win.

    But in my heart of hearts, I do think it will come down to someone - the dog? - pointing out the obvious. And even then, I suspect 24 won’t have a clue.

  4. Liz J in Central Illinoison 12 Jul 2008 at 8:59 pm

    I voted for 24 - - I mean, after what you have said about all his grooming products and all, I just get the feeling he would notice! :-)
    Liz J in Central Illinois’s last blog post..24 Years Ago . . . (pt. 2)

  5. Krissaon 12 Jul 2008 at 9:04 pm

    I am awful! When John gets a haircut sometimes I don’t even notice until the next day. Or two.

    Krissa’s last blog post..TWO posts on a Saturday!

  6. Sunshineon 12 Jul 2008 at 9:12 pm

    If no one at your house is a “metrosexual” probably none of them will notice.

    Sunshine’s last blog post..Just Another Reminder That I Don’t Know Jack, But I’m Trying

  7. RCon 12 Jul 2008 at 9:26 pm

    The dog. Pets always notice changes first.

    RC’s last blog post..Which one of these things do not belong?

  8. zeghsyon 12 Jul 2008 at 9:30 pm

    please. men don’t notice when we spend gobs of money on ourselves, like they’ll notice that mr. hot’s done something different…

    zeghsy’s last blog post..ma shoes!

  9. Major Bedheadon 12 Jul 2008 at 9:31 pm

    None of the above because men are oblivious.

    Not a fan of facial hair by That Canadian Boy I Married looks about 12 without a goatee.

    Major Bedhead’s last blog post..Just Keep Swimming

  10. Dingoon 12 Jul 2008 at 9:46 pm

    Not a fan of facial hair but some men can rock the “we’ve had wild sex all night and I haven’t had a chance to shave this morning, although it’s noon and we’re just getting out of bed” stubble.

    Dingo’s last blog post..Better than Court TV

  11. Fannieon 12 Jul 2008 at 9:54 pm

    The Saint had a full beard in college, but I’ve only seen it in pictures. I’m thinking that’s a GOOD thing ;)

  12. Fannieon 12 Jul 2008 at 9:56 pm

    The Saint had a full beard in college, but I’ve only seen it in pictures. I’m thinking that’s a GOOD thing ;)

  13. Shaniaon 12 Jul 2008 at 10:09 pm

    Did he get tan with the beard then shave it off and now he has a white patch where the beard was? Because that would be awesome.

    Shania’s last blog post..The Sound of Silence

  14. Pamelaon 12 Jul 2008 at 10:29 pm

    I voted for the dog. The little Hots will think he looks weird but not know why. They’ll scratch their, umm, heads for a week or two, wondering what’s up, until it grows back in. Then they’ll scratch their, umm again, heads forever.

    The dog will just sit there admiring Mr. Hot and licking his license plate. How is it that they all seem to come from Ohio?

    Pamela’s last blog post..i’m huge in colorado springs?

  15. Veronicaon 12 Jul 2008 at 10:57 pm

    I think Shortman, but only because the dog wouldn’t be able to say anything about it.

    Veronica’s last blog post..Stereotyping

  16. Kelleyon 13 Jul 2008 at 12:03 am

    Well you remember when MPS got his moniker Mario Porn Star. Yeah, beard looks great on my DADDY but not so much on my husband.

    So was I right? Did he have to tell them?

    Kelley’s last blog post..Man I am getting old.

  17. magpieon 13 Jul 2008 at 12:37 am

    i wish my husband would beard again. he shaved his off on a vacation once, without telling me.

    magpie’s last blog post..Evidence that the World is Small

  18. HouseofJuleson 13 Jul 2008 at 12:48 am

    See, I kinda like the burn. But, that’s just me. ;)
    Jules
    House of Jules

    HouseofJules’s last blog post..They’re so big that AC/DC wrote a song about them

  19. HouseofJuleson 13 Jul 2008 at 12:50 am

    I didn’t actually vote on your poll until after I commented and I almost died laughing when I saw that most people, like me, said that NONE OF THE ABOVE would notice. Too funny!!!
    Jules
    House of Jules

    HouseofJules’s last blog post..They’re so big that AC/DC wrote a song about them

  20. Hyphen Mamaon 13 Jul 2008 at 1:00 am

    I hate facial hair (and to be honest, I’m not fond of body hair, either). At Mr Hyphen’s old job, every March was Creepy Mustache Month where they all grew mustaches. OH YUCK, YUCK, YUCK. He wasn’t allowed to get that thing near me.

    Hyphen Mama’s last blog post..If Everybody Could Read Minds

  21. Tinaon 13 Jul 2008 at 1:36 am

    When Daughter was five, husband shaved his mustache off at the suggestion of a headhunter. Neither Daughter nor I had ever seen him without it and neither of us knew he was going to shave it off. When I first saw him without it, I laughed uncontrollably for about 20 minutes. It was a nervous reaction to the shock, but he didn’t take it well. When Daughter first saw him, she burst into hysterical sobs. He grew it back, pronto.

    Tina’s last blog post..What I learned today…

  22. daysgobyon 13 Jul 2008 at 2:26 am

    I feel your pain. My guy has some Welsh blood in him - he’s brunette on top and grows a lovely coppery-RED curly little beard.

    He thinks it’s quite dashing and I think he looks like a Keebler Elf.

    daysgoby’s last blog post..’cause I’m a-leavin’, on a jet plane…

  23. Obi-sonon 13 Jul 2008 at 2:41 am

    I’m going to have to shave my 3 day stubble because today i was teased about the gray that is showing up in it LOL. I did vote for the dog too :) Come on I bet the dog wagged its tail.

    Obi-son’s last blog post..Pool vs. Obi: round 2 Fight!

  24. Jess in MAon 13 Jul 2008 at 2:46 am

    Oh, I can’t wait to hear who notices first- if anyone!

    Jess in MA’s last blog post..Learning Early

  25. Cherion 13 Jul 2008 at 3:15 am

    I voted for Shortman ‘cuz 24 would have to come home pretty early in the day to figure it out first. And we all know that one won’t happen! *ROFLMAO* And the dog couldn’t say anything even if he did notice.

    LOL Too funny

  26. Jennyon 13 Jul 2008 at 5:34 am

    I went with Shortman, mostly because he has the greater odds given that he sees Mr. Hot more often.

    Facial hair in hot weather? No thanks!

    :-)
    Jenny’s last blog post..Bloggy Headache

  27. Lyvvieon 13 Jul 2008 at 8:47 am

    Where’s the before and afters? No fair not to share, ya ken.

    Lyvvie’s last blog post..Must Have

  28. Shamelessly Sassyon 13 Jul 2008 at 9:02 pm

    i am against facial hair. i think i’m going to start a group against it.

    Shamelessly Sassy’s last blog post..How Did I Get Here?

  29. Kristabellaon 13 Jul 2008 at 11:03 pm

    I know the answer because I saw your Tweet.

    I once had a HUGE open wound on my chin from making out for far too long with a guy with a lot of facial hair.

    Kristabella’s last blog post..The Extent Of My Political Discussion

  30. Jackion 14 Jul 2008 at 2:46 am

    I am not a fan of facial hair…fortunately I am married to someone who looks absolutely stupid with it, so he shaves daily.

    Jacki’s last blog post..We went to the county fair….

  31. Jennifer @ The Cubicle's Backporchon 14 Jul 2008 at 12:32 pm

    I voted for ‘none of them’ b/c even when I’m around people all the time, I still find it hard figuring out what’s different about them….

    Jennifer @ The Cubicle’s Backporch’s last blog post..A penis tree and concert candy.

  32. Talinaon 14 Jul 2008 at 4:37 pm

    Ha.. I totally learned about the facial hair makeout burns from N back in the day! He is one of those guys who can grow full facial hair within a day so shaving EVERY morning is mandatory.

    Anyway, when we were first dating and ehm.. not doing anything but kissing he gave me a nasty case of chin burn that scabbed and was there for about a week. Damn facial hair.

    Woho for Mr. Hot shaving!

    Talina’s last blog post..Beer fest in flagstaff and the regular domestic disaster beore moving

  33. mpon 14 Jul 2008 at 4:43 pm

    sometimes though a little facial har…well..it can kinda be OK..you know?

    mp’s last blog post..What smells????

  34. Louiseon 14 Jul 2008 at 8:06 pm

    My honey is a real cutie but I had this hot idea for him to grow some facial hair. He warned me but I had no idea he was serious when he said he couldn’t really grow a moustache or goutee. Lo and behold, my hottie went to a nottie with gaps so that experiment was ended, never to be tried again.

    Louise’s last blog post..Cajun Recipe for Boudin Balls

  35. Carrieon 15 Jul 2008 at 11:40 pm

    I voted for none of them…however the more I think about it it’ll probably be the dog…

    Carrie’s last blog post..passing

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