Jul 28 2008
Chicken Liver Pate and Biergartens
La La La La. Guess who took the week off from work? Guess who RAN three miles today? Guess who had a steam bath and an hour-long massage and 30-oh-mah-holy-hell shots in her head again today? Guess who took a Vicodin for the “Oh, shit that hurts” pain and then ate a scrumptious stir-fry, and is currently contemplating making drinking her third vodka/limeade.
Guess who finished a cute little crocheted sweater and bonnet for a new baby before eating said stir-fry?
Guess who is sitting on her deck with her dog and her husband - answering emails? Slightly stoned…but oh, so very relaxed?
C’mon guess!
Did you guess Ree? The Hotfessional? Why yes! You are so very, very right. Not only are you gorgeous, you’re a genius!
I have one more for you though. Guess who is kidnapping her husband tomorrow afternoon for two sex-filled fun-filled days and nights here?
Yes, we’re headed to the land of chicken dinners, Christmas year-round, the Cheese Haus, the Fudge House, the Outlet Mall, and wine and beer.
Oh, and Senior Citizens. Lots and lots of blue-haired grammas and grampas . My own personal AARP member is, however, not going to know what hit him.
So, if you don’t hear from me for a couple of days, even though I’m taking the Laptop und Radiokarte (yes, that’s the German translation for laptop and wireless card), you’ll know I’m busy having my way with Mr. Hot seeing the sights and taking pictures.
—- We’ll be back on Thursday. Behave while we’re gone, eh? (That’s what I’m telling Shortman and 24, but y’all? I don’t even give a shit right now, as long as the house is standing, the animals are fed, and they’re alive when we get home.) —-
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You go girl! Have a blast.
Did you mean you will be taking pictures while having your way with Mr. Hot? (Kinda sounded that way . . . )
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I’ve never even heard of this place, but now I want to go to Michigan.
Have fun and don’t forget to practice safe sex.
Jen on the Edge’s last blog post..Girl Scouts are always prepared
Oh dear god - have fun. I’ve only been there once and vowed never to go back. It could have had something to do with the massive snow storm we drove through to get there and then spending the whole time trying to prevent my daughters from breaking glass stuff in the gift shops (and failing). It could be really fun if you really relax and enjoy. I hope you do just that!
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Ahhh, Frankenmuth…how I miss you. It was a quick drive when I lived in Toledo…but now, not so much.
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Wow - sounds like you’ve had a great day! Enjoy your trip…we’ll be leaving Thursday to move Daughter into her apartment in Chicago. Since you’re coming home that day, do you think you could water our plants? Thanks…
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That is WAY better than putting together a ride-on backhoe/digger for a three year old who accidentally misplaces an essential part. And then looking for said part for two, count ‘em TWO hours. And then being told that those two hours of my life, which I will never get back, mind you, were totally wasted because the part is not essential to the TOY, it’s just cosmetic.
Mmmmmm….yeah.
Have fun having your way with your personal AARP member. Hope he can keep up.
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Just came through those parts - warmed ‘em up for ya! Have ein bier bitte for me!
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Have a wonderful time - so deserved. I love hanging with the AARP’s… they are polite, take their turn and I can totally out run them to the buffet. Woot!
P.S. I Tagged you! It won’t hurt, I promise.
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heheheheheee… Have fun..
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That is just FABULOUS! Have fun and bring us back lots of pics (And not just the naughty ones of Mr Hot. You do actually have to leave your room at some point and take REAL photos at some point, you know!
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Have fun! You deserve it.
I’ll just go back to work, shall I?
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You will get back just in time for me to be leaving for a few days. M and I are dragging the hub to the lake with the Boy and his family again. He will either like it and want to go again or he will hate it and not ever bug US about going and having fun without him. As M said “So mom that’s one of those win-win things huh?” Yep. That’s my girl!
Have fun!!!!
Oh and the vodka? *Almost* sounded good to me but I am not quite back to that just yet. It hasn’t been long enough for me to forget, lol.
flutterby’s last blog post..Blog Spam and Sour Grapes
Enjoy - you and Mr. deserve it!!!!! Whatever “it” might be.
Wbppsh7’s last blog post..New sayings?
Thank you so much for calling me gorgeous! I don’t feel that way right now. Also, I’m grumpy. Bring me chocolate cheese, please!
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Guess who’s jealous of you?
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My only question for you is: are you going to wear the pink or the blue?
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Good for you! Enjoy!
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You had me at “steam bath.” I hate you.
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Have a fun trip!
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Hey have a great time.
I will miss you ever so much.
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Have a good time!!! You deserve a vacation after dealing with Golden Child and those damn meetings from hell.
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30 shots in your head?! *whimpers* That sounds miserable. The hour-long massage, on the other hand, sounds terrific.
And have a great trip! Only take pictures that are suitable for your (family-friendly) blog! You never know where they might end up!
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What a great idea! Getting away is the most fun and sex is always great too! I hope you get to relax and decompress a bit. Everyone needs a break ever now and then…
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Have a blast!!! …and don’t forget to stockup at Bronners! I miss that place.
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omfg - I think it’s hilarious that Nice n Easy has a hair dye ad on your site. Just sayin’
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I love Bavarian villages! Have fun!
I miss Frankenmuth!
(although going there as an adult sounds WAY more fun than just eating German food and looking at a kagillion ornaments….
Have SO MUCH FUN!
daysgoby’s last blog post..francophiles, turn away
Wow. Your energy amazes me. (And lucky Mr. Hot!)
Have fun!
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I am so jealous!!
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You are the second bloggy friend I’ve read about that has been or is going to Frankenmunth. And I have never heard about it before. But it looks totally cool! May have to go there someday.
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How is it that every person on my blogroll is on vacation except for me! Damn it!
Have a blast in Frankenmuth! We had the brilliant (read: stupid) idea of taking the Beans there around Christmas time and almost lost Pie in the insanely crowded Bronner’s. I’ve never been more claustraphobic.
Have some chicken for me and do me a favor, will ya? Stop at the Coach outlet in Birch Run and tell the gals I miss them dearly.
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love frankenmuth! my favorite thing is the noodles “wit” butter from bavarian inn or freeway fritz. Have fun!
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Oh, fun! And it sounds like you had some (I mean, other than that running thing. What’s up with that?!)
Madmad’s last blog post..How Man spent his summer
OMG Ree next summer when we go to the family reunion thing again I’m going to have to email you first because if you are headed to Frankenmuth for a little R&R and it’s not far away then you aren’t far from where they do the family reunion stuff!!!!! WOOT!!!
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That’s so funny, I knew you meant Frankenmuth when I read the descriptions. I guess you can take the girl out of Michigan, blah blah blah.
Have fun!
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I couldn’t get past you running three miles.
Because I’m jealous of your physical fitness.
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