Jul 31 2008
Heard at the Bookstore
Setting: The Borders Outlet store at Birch Run.
Players: Aunt Lisa, Gramma, Kaylie
Kaylie: “Aunt Lisa, Aunt Lisa, Look, they gotta couch.”
Aunt Lisa: “Honey, hush. There’s no need to scream.”
Kaylie: “But Aunt Lisa! A couch. Come sit on the couch with me.”
Gramma walks over to sit with Kaylie. Kaylie points to Gramma’s cheek.
Kaylie: “So, you chew that thing in your cheek and then you swallow it?”
Gramma: “No, you don’t swallow gum. You just chew it until you’re done and then you spit it out. In a trashcan.”
Kaylie: “Aunt Lisa! You don’t swallow gum!”
Aunt Lisa walks over to the couch.
Aunt Lisa: “That’s right Kaylie. You don’t swallow it because it will sit in your tummy. You don’t want lots of ucky gum in your tummy.”
Kaylie: “But Aunt Lisa! If it goes in your tummy, it’ll come out. IN YOUR POOP!”
—- Hey, I may be the mom of a 16-year-old, but I still laugh hysterically at the word poop coming out of a 3-year-old’s mouth. I know. A degenerate, that’s me. —-
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I’m relieved to hear that Kaylie is a toddler. I was picturing some backwards pre-teen who’d never been in a bookstore (or chewed gum).
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I’m thinking you’re fairly normal in the hearing “poop” aspect. Poop is just funny.
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From the mouth of babes…and all that good shit! LOL
AH LOL too funny
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Hell, I laugh when *I* say poop.
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Weeell I am laughing and I just *read* poop hehehe
cheers kim xx
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would have been great if the kid made a refrence from freakazoid cartoon and said poo gas.
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I’m giggling READING the word poop…so yeah…that’s great. LOL!
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Oh so glad she was 3. Not 10.
hahahaha… you said poop.
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Poops, farts, they’re all good. But do put down that cup/glass before reading this:
http://queengoob.blogspot.com/2008/07/whats-little-poo-in-big-scheme-of.html
I didn’t, and I nearly choked.
Can’t believe I just pimped someone else’s blog in your comments. Sorry.
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And I was just going to say that Poop and Fart are two of the best laughing words in the English language!
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I would have added “it won’t come out for SEVEN YEARS!” And freaked that kid into not swallowing gum EVER.
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