Aug 12 2008
Just Call Me Sister Hot
Bless you my child.
Once again, I got up at the butt-crack of dawn (actually, 4 a-freakin-m Eastern which is before the butt-crack of dawn) to hop on a plane in order to spend 2 days in Chicago doing “Team Building”.
Did I mention that no one one my “team” has been offered a position with our new company yet? Okay - yea, this is going to be fun - morale is going to skyrocket, I’m sure!
Aaaaaanywayyyyy - so I get up at 4 o’clock (instead of 4:15 - which is my normal “travel to Chicago” alarm setting) to go sit out on the back deck with Mr. Hot to look for meteors. It’s time for the Perseids again. According to the email that Mr. Hot gets - we should have been able to see 60 meteors per minute.
We saw 2 meteors in 5 minutes.
I know. Disappointed much?
So after getting my ass wet sitting on the dew-y deck (No, not my bare ass, but that stuff can soak through y’know), I headed for the shower, put on my eyebrows makeup, found my crackberry (by calling it repeatedly) and got in the car and went to the airport. It was a completely uneventful flight (yay!) - the guy asleep in the seat next to me didn’t snore or drool (bonus!) and we landed early AND had a gate (usually, you get one or the other, but not both…I figured it was going to be my lucky day).
As I got off the plane and was headed for the bathroom (I know - but an hour flight + an hour train ride to the office would have been pushing it, okay? I had, like, two cups of coffee!). On the way through the halls of O’Horror, I passed a couple of priests. They about wrenched their necks turning to look at me as I strutted quickly made my way down the H Concourse.
“Are those priests checking me out?” I thought to myself. “Oh mah holy hell! They were. That’s just sick. Really sick. I mean, c’mon…just because I’m wearing a sleeveless top and my favorite ‘enhancing’ bra…, it’s not like I’ve even got a skirt on.”
Being just a bit skeeved out by the whole thing, I went into the bathroom and took care of business. As I was washing my hands, I looked up into the mirror.
Uh huh. Those priests weren’t checking me out.
Nope.
No, I didn’t forget to put on a shirt or pants. I didn’t have blue eyeshadow on my cheeks. I looked very normal and, shall I say it…fairly conservative - even with my bare arms.
Yep.
Looked just like a nun. A nun in a navy blue scarf. See this?
Thanks to Solar Navigator/BBC TV for the picture
Now, picture her without the bangs/fringe on her forehead.
—- That would have been pretty much what I looked like from the neck up. I bet they report me to the Bishop. —-
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Nice, Sister Hot.
I got a Kick Ass Blogger award yesterday, and I’m passing it on to you. Because you are a serious ass kicker, even when you are pretending to be a nun so that you can get to the front of the line in the airport bathroom.
So swing by, if you like, and grab your bling.
Pamela’s last blog post..kiss a$$, kick a$$, whatever
That is hilarious! Let us know what kind of sanctions you get from the Vatican. LOL!
Shelly’s last blog post..Contest Announcement!
I so need to see the picture of you. Recreate it!
RC’s last blog post..Behind bars
Just cause you looked like a nun doesn’t mean they weren’t checking you out, Sister Hot.
Maybe they have a nun fetish? Or maybe that’s just me.
Solomon’s last blog post..Things I’m Grateful For on Tuesday 12 August
Actually the Perseids were spitting out about 60 an hour… not minute. Two in 5 minutes was pretty good depending on where you were watching them from!
flutterby’s last blog post..How Could I Forget About the Rattlesnake?
Hmm, yes I do believe a cleavage flaunting nun would turn a few heads…
Fannie’s last blog post..Crack Whores
If they were traveling to the area they were probably looking forward to meeting the other nuns!
Lyvvie’s last blog post..Ghost Cat
…and as she went dashing to the bathroom the 2 priests looked and said could that be? no? maybe?!?!? …
“The Hot Flying Nun”
[your young readers won't get it, lol]
Nancy’s last blog post..Limited Edition 427 ZL-1
LOL if they thought it was unusual it’s probably more because very few nuns wear the traditional habit anymore. There was a movement a few years back to modernize nuns a bit. They’re encouraged to dress modestly and have a sort of uniform within their order, but the habit and wimple are practically extinct.
Memarie Lane’s last blog post..Everything but the bearded lady.
You know their priest minds were going “That nun - such a hussy!” You’re right - the bishop is probably getting a call.
Airports are NOT my fave place. Not! Not! Not!
Lys’s last blog post..Who Needs Xanax…
Hahahaha! That is HILARIOUS!
Were you off to meet Captain Von Trapp? I always thought he was so dreamy.
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Are you sure they weren’t checking out the boy scouts walking behind you?
Is there nothing you won’t do for attention?! BAHAHAHA!
Krissa’s last blog post..The goings on at chez HalfAsstic
Wow… only REALLY hot women can turn priest’s heads!! Mucho impresso!!!
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Girl, they were totally checking you out. You are the talk of the Vatican. My new boyfriend told me.
Kelley’s last blog post..Today I totally rocked. Until I didn’t.
Oh, PLEASE tell me you nodded demurely at them and half-whispered ‘Father’ at them before running off to your plane!!!
daysgoby’s last blog post..and the rain came pouring down, down
Sister Hott….ROFL!!! I love it!!!
Carrie’s last blog post..Houses again…
Sister Hott LOL that is nice. I’m writing that down but you will get all the credit Ree!
Obi-son’s last blog post..Free Mammogram
You know they were think “Mmmm, nasty nun!”.
Kat’s last blog post..A Gaggle of Girls
ThinkING, even!
Kat’s last blog post..A Gaggle of Girls
Bless you, Sister. I bet they were amazed at your holy aura:)
melissa’s last blog post..Holy Cow!
That’s hilarious . . .
Liz J in Central Illinois’s last blog post..Sorry . . . SO Tired
Baaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…………. Sorry (wiping tear from eye) but after a decade of Catholic school with da nuns, I just can’t help it!!
Chris’s last blog post..Inner Peas
This is a funny story, but I guess my reading comprehension skills are lacking…why exactly did you look like a nun?
LOL :).
BTW, I am amazed at your energy! Must be all that running…..
Goddess in the Groove’s last blog post..If I don’t see you, you don’t see me……
Excellent…
frogpondsrock’s last blog post..My laundry is full of snow…
Glad your trip went without incident. And I totally think those priests were checking you out!
Claudious’s last blog post..The Waterfall
Yes, but they were probably thinking you were a HOT nun and wished you were in their parish. Please recreate the look so we can see.
And if you are being laid-off soon, why would they send you to a team building activity? Do they just have money to waste?
Jacki’s last blog post..Shopping in Thisted
So they weren’t checking you out because you looked like a nun? or they WERE checking you out because you looked like a nun.
Seriously, I am confused.
Veronica’s last blog post..Missing Things
You should’ve gone back with your ruler and cracked them on the knuckles for staring. Sister Hot does not put up with such rudeness!
Dingo’s last blog post..At Your Cervix
Gawd I so saw that coming… you kill me. I think maybe you should invest in some skull and cross bone scarves..maybe flowers, tie dye, nascar…….jonas brothers??
mp’s last blog post..The Wind In Your Vagina - Must Read Blog
oh it is good to know men are men in every corner of the world. now i wil remind myself that even priests do stare when i see another asshole staring at my wife.
suoer hero’s last blog post..the god of obstacle
lol - the REASON you got to the airport on time, got a good flight ON time WITH a gate - gotta be that you had God fooled too, Sister!!!
jeanie’s last blog post..At Aussie Bloggers today
“Were those priests checking me out?!” Classic.
HouseofJules’s last blog post..Putting the Hump in Humpday: Parallel, perpendicular or diagonal hardly matters if I’m enveloped in that wing span
I’m sorry but I almost started going toward the “uh,oh, left the scarf behind” punchline! lol!! HOWEVER, that being said, you are still a HOT ’sister’.
Wbppsh7’s last blog post..And the stars aligned
I haven’t seen a nun in a habit in years…still, I bet those priests still thought your looked hawt.
Whiney Momma’s last blog post..Trying to win a gold medal in whining…
hahahahahahahaha
Priest #1 “Hey…..lookey there….that’s the pertiest nun I’ve ever seen.”
Priest #2 “Oh, you know she puts out….Do you think I’ve got a chance?”
Hyphen Mama’s last blog post..My Celebrity Crush
ohhh BTW This is the post that gave me the answer to “worst habit” on that meme you gave me
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Sistah Hot! I love it Couldn’t have been the dewy arse, you showered.
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