Dec 05 2008
Haiku Friday - Yuck
I am one of these.
Weather report this week sucks.
Bed sounds really good.
But the dog needs walked.
So we layer - and head out.
Into frigid air.
Mr. Hot’s theory,
“It will make you feel better.”
Um, not really dear.
Twenty degree highs?
Michigan’s economy?
Fuck that stupid duck.
Maybe chocolate?
And a yarn delivery -
with a side of wine.
—- If anyone wants me, I’ll be over there in the corner waiting for the UPS truck. —-
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hey are those your legs and boots in your header? cuz they rule.
It does not make you feel better. Unless maybe you have a fever and your internal temperature is 170 degrees!
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Blech, I hate winter. But the sun is out here today!
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I like this little diddy. Have a great weekend.
Jennys last blog post..Thursday
I just love your haiku fridays…good luck with the weather up there, tomorrows race day and we’re expecting a high of 50 - perfect race weather. I’m not such a cold weather girl, but tomorrow will be nice.
~K
Kels last blog post..Today….
Years ago, the “Duck” phrase was one of my favorites, believe it or not. I was so surprised when I learned that it was one of your favorites, too. And now it’s back to the heating pad and ice packs for my lower back.
Coast Rats last blog post..A MISSISSIPPI THANKSGIVING: LONG DAYS, LITTLE SLEEP, LOTS OF LOVE!
I love the UPS man, he brings me so many awesome goodies! Today our gallon jugs of shampoo arrived!
Talinas last blog post..Waho… My energy is back folks!
One time, when Olivia was three, the UPS man pulled up in front of the house. Clearly demonstrating that we did not enunciate the letters U P and S well enough, Olivia threw open the door and screamed…
THE PENIS MAN IS HERE!!!!
It was actually awesome.
Pamelas last blog post..grey day betchfist
Screw Winter - - Winter Sucks, BIG TIME.
Bring on Spring!!! (And pass the wine)
Liz J in Central Illinoiss last blog post..I. HATE. SNOW.
Ughness…can I join you in the corner?
Carries last blog post..Christmas Cactus…
Mr. Cute UPS Man has been to my house 3 times this week. And the FedEx guy once. It’s been a pleasant week around here, lol.
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Jasons last blog post..Ex Marks the Spot, Vol. IV
I have wine, yarn and chocolate and I’m still not entirely happy.
sigh.
I’m already tired of the cold. Luckily, tomorrow it’s supposed to warm up! I may have to artificially warm via coffee and booze.
Me? I flew the coop tonight and consumed a dozen chocolate peanut clusters, but refrained from consuming the half gallon of Irish Cream I made. Aren’t I a lesson in self restraint? Tomorrow, though… no guarantees.
I hope your weekend is FAB-U-LOUS.
Hyphen Mamas last blog post..Dear Mr Hyphen, U R A DEAD MAN
I love your Haiku - great work
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Hot flashes make one appreciate winter more. Really.
witchypoos last blog post..I’m Not Worthy
Yeah, in my experience, men will say just about anything to get out of doing the chores. I’m also a fan of the phrase “fuck a duck” — and “fuck-a-doodle-doo,” from Shaun of the Dead. Great haiku!
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HAHA! I love these haikus! They’re always so clever.
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