Mar 29 2010
Because all the old ones are gone
I don’t think there are any memes left on this site. Back in November-ish, (if you haven’t noticed), I removed everything. It was a personal decision – one that I only slightly regret – but all of my memes are gone, too. So, like, I’m sure you know nothing about me, right?
Annnywayyyyy, when Kerri over at Six Until Me posted this one, I decided I’d grab it.
Because stealing memes is one of the things I do.
40 Things
- Do you like bleu cheese?
No. Blech. Gorgonzola, yes. Bleu? Uh-uh. - Have you ever smoked?
Yes. Still do, from time to time. Shush. I know. No, really. SHUSH. - Do you own a gun?
A glue gun? Yes. Although I’m scared of it so I rarely use it. - Favorite type of food?
Middle eastern. Wait. No, Mexican. Wait. Fuck. Sushi. Damn. No, wait. Italian. Sigh. Food. Yea, I like food. - Favorite type of music?
Guitar blues. Think Eric Clapton. Chris Duarte. Mick Taylor. Muddy Waters. I’m also a HUGE Liz Phair fan. Go figure. - What do you think of hot dogs?
As long as they have mustard and relish (hold the ketchup and other Chicago-style crap), then I think they’re the perfect accompaniment to a summer baseball game. - Favorite Christmas movie?
A Christmas Carol. This one. No other will do. - What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
I hate tomato juice, so Bloody Marys are not on the list. Do I have to go to work? Coffee. No? I’ll take a mimosa, please. - Can you do push ups?
Yep. Real ones, even. - What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
My wedding rings (Hand-me-downs from Mom and Gramma). Then the rings I bought for myself – one from India (garnet) and one from Amsterdam (moonstone, pearl and amethyst). - Favorite hobby?
Seriously? ONE? ReadingKnittingCrochetingWritingPhotography. Snort. - Do you have A. D. D.?
No, but I have a D.A.D. - Do you wear glasses/contacts?
Several pair. Not all at once, though. - Middle name?
Jean. Same as my Mom’s. - Name three thoughts at this exact moment:
– Good to have Shortman home for the weekend.
– Wow, we just signed the contract to plant the For Sale sign in the front yard.
– My drink needs to be refilled. - Name three drinks you regularly drink:
Water, coffee and tea. Yes. I drink those way more than vodka/limeade OR wine. I just don’t tell you all about it. Snirk. - Current worry?
Puh-leeze don’t let there be any holdups on our condo closing. - Current hate right now?
My white pasty legs. Shorts weather is right around the corner! - Favorite place to be?
Bed. - How did you bring in the new year?
Asleep? Yea, probably. - Someplace you’d like to go?
I want to do this. - Name three people who will complete this.
You. and You. and YOU. - Do you own slippers?
Wearing them right now. - What color shirt are you wearing?
Purple. - Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Meh. I like high-count cotton. Or flannel. - Can you whistle?
Kinda. Poorly. - Where are you now?
Sitting on my couch listening to Shortman and Mr. Hot watch Wrestlemania. Yes, I know. It’s been a tradition in this house for the last 14 years. - Would you be a pirate?
Do I get to have a parrot? Hell, yeah. - What songs do you sing in the shower?
I don’t sing in the shower – I get soap in my mouth. - Favorite Girl’s Name?
Emma. - Favorite boy’s name?
Michael. - What is in your pocket right now?
Lint. - Last thing that made you laugh?
Shortman – talking about the time that Brett Hart high-fived him when we went to see wrestling – live and in person. He was 6. (Shortman, not Brett Hart.) - What vehicle do you drive?
A black Dodge Avenger. On the really rare occasions that I drive anymore. - Worst injury you’ve ever had?
That time I got a soccer cleat shoved into my shin. Then, five minutes later, the SAME PLAYER kicked me in the same spot. And yes, I was wearing shinguards. - Do you love where you live?
Now, yes. In a few weeks? Yes. I love anywhere my family is. - How many TVs do you have in your house?
Three. There were four, but Shortman has one in the dorm. They’re always tuned into some sporting event. - How many computers do you have in your house
Seven. Four are functional. - If you changed your job, what would it be?
High School math teacher. (Gawd, please don’t let me lose my job.) - If you were granted three wishes, what would they be??
To sell this house soon so Mr. Hot can move to Chicago. For Shortman to do well in school. Whiter teeth.
—- And world peace. Of course, I would wish for world peace. —-